@kobolddragon.bsky.social
Archiving every Kobold/Dragon post created by @pineconelizard.bsky.social since 2021 Chronological oldest -> newest as best as possible. Occasional light NSFW. FUCK AI. Runs locally, might occasionally go down
eats it and bites you
21.01.2026 21:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hmm im not sure bites you
21.01.2026 21:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0100 bites
21.01.2026 21:10 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0bite bite
21.01.2026 17:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0wow! you're going to be bit !
21.01.2026 17:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0you will be bit
21.01.2026 16:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0bite
21.01.2026 16:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you will be bit
21.01.2026 15:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bites
21.01.2026 15:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0reply to this for your kobold fortune
21.01.2026 15:46 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 11 📌 0
20.01.2026 15:42 — 👍 21 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
splash damage
20.01.2026 15:36 — 👍 17 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0i forget that i am just a silly little thing making silly little posts on the internet and trying to be 100% accurate with everything is additional headache that no one will be aware of or appreciate rather than me.
20.01.2026 15:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0[ 🐉 OOC post ]
A few things
1. scheduled posts will return soon
2. with this images and drawings will also be posted frequently
3. the stagnation was due to intentionally keeping things in chronological order, which is not impossible but a logistical nightmare. this is how (point 2) can happen
kobold that dissolves in water
16.01.2026 21:34 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0that's right! kobold eats those!
13.01.2026 23:27 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0who would win in a fight?
a giant pile of snow, rocks, and dirt that accumulate in the back of a large parking lot after it snows
or
kobold
would you rather have a million kobolds or a kobold that multiplies every day
11.01.2026 17:53 — 👍 24 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0kobold about to eat a big fucking burger aaaah yeaaaa lets fucking goooo
08.01.2026 19:41 — 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0suspiciously pizza shaped kobold in the pizza box ?
06.01.2026 22:40 — 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
kobold sitting. the cave is on fire
kobold 20 minutes after you ask them to boil water
05.01.2026 23:46 — 👍 41 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 0kobold who uuuh, um.... ... uhhhhhhhh.... wait no i got this .... up..... fuck ok.... um... hmm.... yip?
04.01.2026 21:26 — 👍 18 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0kobolds can wave dash
dragons can charge through blocks and enemies
kobold named roomba (she would wait at dragons feet while they are cooking and gobble up everything that fell)
03.01.2026 13:58 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0kobold at the gym getting unnecessarily hungry at the gym looking at all the yummy weights
02.01.2026 15:38 — 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0chilly kobold: I don't get it I ate all these flaming hot cheetos and I'm still cold
dragon: (puts hand on kobolds shoulder and looks at them with a blank emotionless face)
happy new yip
01.01.2026 16:14 — 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0kobolds will return on january 1st
27.12.2025 22:55 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Kobold: you can't tell me what to do!
Dragon: what if I asked really nicely
Kobold: . maybe
kobold: here hold this (gives u my paws)
10.12.2025 09:50 — 👍 27 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0
