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Well intentioned dipshit | Graduate Gunna Scream Laude from I Stab U | Drawin mostly shitposts lately but occasionally I draw/repost NSFW stuff | He/him | 30s | kobold | Minors/zoos/pedos DNI | Stay the FUCK outta my cave

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One poser like a "paint me like one of your French" and the other looks like a Bad Dragon salesmen

One poser like a "paint me like one of your French" and the other looks like a Bad Dragon salesmen

1st edition Wererats in DND had a certain.... "Hey we saw you from across the bar ..." Energy

12.12.2025 23:28 — 👍 71    🔁 15    💬 3    📌 4
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Jake Sells a Car

12.12.2025 16:29 — 👍 1557    🔁 602    💬 6    📌 4

Gonna stalk these halls because I have an unhealthy parasocial relationship with them

12.12.2025 03:58 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Inexcusable #critterposting

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Infamous The Far Side comic “Cow Tools” where the cow has been replaced with the Hamburger Helper glove and the caption reads “Hamburger Helpers”.

Infamous The Far Side comic “Cow Tools” where the cow has been replaced with the Hamburger Helper glove and the caption reads “Hamburger Helpers”.

Hamburger Helpers

@cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social

10.12.2025 23:22 — 👍 156    🔁 22    💬 1    📌 1
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Hell yeah!

Here u go

11.12.2025 01:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Top-Zee - @kecheek

Top-Zee - @kecheek

HUOAK - @soxforkobolds

HUOAK - @soxforkobolds

Bell - @nickle0

Bell - @nickle0

Jyxxi - @creaturefreakur

Jyxxi - @creaturefreakur

More kobold for your consideration

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a cartoon of a person with the words aw come on behind them ALT: a cartoon of a person with the words aw come on behind them
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Who was phone?

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Return the slab

10.12.2025 08:42 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1

Yes hello I am kobold

10.12.2025 08:25 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A drawing of some nightjars and borzois and Komodo dragons caked up

A drawing of some nightjars and borzois and Komodo dragons caked up

A creature commish

10.12.2025 04:32 — 👍 883    🔁 179    💬 9    📌 0

Ah yes the yippocampus

10.12.2025 08:15 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
A 3 panel comic. Panel 1: An olive green kobold is sitting on the ground. A red car is zooming right towards them, revving its engine. Panel 2: The car crashes into the kobold and goes airborne. The kobold is completely unharmed and wasn't even moved a single inch from their spot. One of the car's wheels comes off. Panel 3: The car explodes off screen in a huge explosion. The detached wheel continues to gently roll. The kobold yips.

A 3 panel comic. Panel 1: An olive green kobold is sitting on the ground. A red car is zooming right towards them, revving its engine. Panel 2: The car crashes into the kobold and goes airborne. The kobold is completely unharmed and wasn't even moved a single inch from their spot. One of the car's wheels comes off. Panel 3: The car explodes off screen in a huge explosion. The detached wheel continues to gently roll. The kobold yips.

Funny thing, I actually drew this a while ago, hahaha. I guess their name was Speed Bump. 😄

10.12.2025 04:57 — 👍 48    🔁 14    💬 2    📌 0

New service online, KoboldGPT

If you use genAI, a kobold throws a rock at your head and gives you a severe concussion

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A pretty orange Kobol in a blue dress, standing on a hill covered in snow

A pretty orange Kobol in a blue dress, standing on a hill covered in snow

CUUUTE CHRISTMAS KOBOL YAAAAY!

🎨: @tropbunny.bsky.social THANK YOU AGAIN AWAWAWA!

09.12.2025 22:29 — 👍 128    🔁 35    💬 7    📌 0
Moss

Moss

Another moss

Another moss

Moss again

Moss again

Okay, I showed you mine now show me yours 😳

09.12.2025 18:53 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Wood! :D

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Unexpected Visitor
Ballpoint pen on paper
Commission for @polyducks.co.uk

03.12.2025 18:36 — 👍 207    🔁 56    💬 3    📌 1
A kobold with a vacant expression is going for a walk

A kobold with a vacant expression is going for a walk

Aimless wandering….

13.05.2025 20:58 — 👍 625    🔁 137    💬 8    📌 1

Solid idea! I prefer pencil shavings 👍

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:}

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No u

07.12.2025 01:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The goal, always 😌

07.12.2025 01:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks! May they fill you with creature energy

07.12.2025 01:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

THE LEGENDS

07.12.2025 01:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Frequent art block? Eat more art fiber!

07.12.2025 01:27 — 👍 13    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 0
Digital painting of video game character "Alucard" from the Castlevania franchise, wearing a dramatic vampiric cloak, his signature sword, with elements of the background upside down, referencing the "Inverted Castle".

Digital painting of video game character "Alucard" from the Castlevania franchise, wearing a dramatic vampiric cloak, his signature sword, with elements of the background upside down, referencing the "Inverted Castle".

🩸⚔️

06.12.2025 13:45 — 👍 1335    🔁 541    💬 4    📌 0

lil gremblims 🙏

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