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Well intentioned dipshit | Graduate Gunna Scream Laude from I Stab U | Drawin mostly shitposts lately but occasionally I draw/repost NSFW stuff | He/him | 30s | kobold | Minors/zoos/pedos DNI | Stay the FUCK outta my cave

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Pig bat and the wyrm.

04.02.2026 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 60    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
sasquatch flails and drools of a wanted poster of themselves. Someone in the background is on a payphone. Caption reads: 'Tried to thaw my reflection but the mirror I found was far too frozen'

sasquatch flails and drools of a wanted poster of themselves. Someone in the background is on a payphone. Caption reads: 'Tried to thaw my reflection but the mirror I found was far too frozen'

Sasquatch Diaries Feb 1st
sasquatchdiaries.neocities.org

04.02.2026 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 136    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s like a chill lounge-y beat with a sample of someone singing, โ€œoh, weโ€™re gonna let it go, weโ€™re gonna let it slide yeah!โ€ on loop

Itโ€™s pretty catchy tbh

04.02.2026 10:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Woke up from a dream (where I was having the worldโ€™s most unproductive and increasingly awkward conversation with a print shop cashier) with a random tune playing in my head

04.02.2026 10:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A purple-colored lizard creature is looking up at the viewer with big, round, yellow eyes. They have their little claws out, expecting you to give them something.

A purple-colored lizard creature is looking up at the viewer with big, round, yellow eyes. They have their little claws out, expecting you to give them something.

Kobold is kindly asking for snacks and attention.

20.01.2026 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 89    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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All grown up.

04.02.2026 04:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HIGUESSWHATITSMEELLENANDIAMHEREWITHANOTHERMOUTHFULLOFSCREAMTODUMPINTOYOUREARHOLESANDIWILLMAKEEVERYONESEARHOLESFULLOFSCREAMSOPREPARETHEMFORTHESCREAMINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

04.02.2026 09:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lofi cave noises to crouch in the dark and creep around to

04.02.2026 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks I needed that!

03.02.2026 11:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, I remember the rat hole days

Better (kinda) times

03.02.2026 11:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Flo #kobold

02.02.2026 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, my favorite 90s rock band, Wiener Ray

02.02.2026 21:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Slomnir being held by Top-Zee over the bowels of Mt. Doom

Slomnir being held by Top-Zee over the bowels of Mt. Doom

Important question

Made in collaboration with @raytelcr.bsky.social and @kecheek.bsky.social

Thanks again for the laughs!

05.06.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 108    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This makes the most sense tbh

02.02.2026 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

:0 woah, nice to meet you middle aged uncle ristin!

02.02.2026 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aw what! That guy owes me SO much money ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

Ah well, at least he left this behind [puts the mustache on you] AHHHH WHO ARE YOU?!

01.02.2026 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

waitwaitwaitWAITWAI-

[the mustache pops off] ๐Ÿ˜

01.02.2026 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Slom- uh

blom

Blomnir ๐Ÿ‘€

01.02.2026 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a white shirt is standing in front of a black and white checkered curtain and says watch your profanity . ALT: a man in a white shirt is standing in front of a black and white checkered curtain and says watch your profanity .
01.02.2026 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Same kobold, but now they have a big mustache

01.02.2026 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kobold who is a werekobold so theyโ€™re a kobold who turns into a kobold during a full moon

01.02.2026 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 95    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"EAT THIS, SUCKA!"

my Kobold in my current DnD campaign, Klang, with his Eldritch Cannon!

#dnd #fanart #kobold #furry #furryart

17.11.2025 23:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 153    ๐Ÿ” 54    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Letโ€™s post some fire art!

31.01.2026 11:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Nature is beautiful
photo of a sour gummy worm chillin on a leaf

Nature is beautiful photo of a sour gummy worm chillin on a leaf

28.01.2026 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2371    ๐Ÿ” 940    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Yeah of course, thatโ€™s what this corner is all about

31.01.2026 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Conspiring noisily in the corner

30.01.2026 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LIES I AM A SHADOW IN THE NIGHT

[loud shuffling noises]

29.01.2026 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Kobold in an air vent.

Kobold in an air vent.

I see you in there

29.01.2026 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I ainโ€™t working for free ๐Ÿ˜ค

29.01.2026 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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