Steve Danuser

They should start a law firm.

“Quality alone no longer beats gravity.”

Of the many wise things you have said, this may be the most succinct, and needs to be shouted from the rooftops.

I’m not saying it’s due to questionable parenting but Il’gynoth has a bad habit of dropping spoilers. Just because you can see the future doesn’t mean you need to whisper it to anyone who’ll listen.

The Inconvenient Faith of Stephen Colbert The core of why Trump World hates him.

"It’s statements like these from Mr. Colbert that have rankled many rightwing fundamentalists over the years because they can’t simply claim he’s being inaccurate or even particularly judgy."

Will be interested to hear details if/when there is an announcement.

Didn’t realize how much I needed that Superman.

Just write a thousand novels and you’ll be set for life!

Yeah but do you love millies for millions?

This is the way.

Infuriating. Please thank your wife for all the good she’s done and know it helped make the world a better place.

Wut

Been on this plane for five minutes and only just realized it doesn’t have a screen to watch movies. Send thoughts and prayers fam.

Lady Gaga looking like a Romulan high commander

She looks like she's planning to kidnap Geordi La Forge en route to Risa and manchurian candidate him to kill the Klingon governor

I mean, people still play Oregon Trail.

When I say I’m busy multitasking, I mean I’m scratching my cat’s neck with my right hand while rubbing my dog’s belly with my left.

The word you were looking for was “inevitable”.

two men are driving a red van with the words `` no point in steering now '' on the dashboard . ALT: two men are driving a red van with the words `` no point in steering now '' on the dashboard .

A movie you've watched more than six times, using only GIFs.

Not religious, but I believe in the Holy Trinity.

I aged 10 years over the course of the fourth quarter and OT.

Santa in his sleigh with a bag of gifts… yeah yeah yeah yeah.

He was a phenomenal Caesar.

It’s really good. I hope they pick up the other seasons.

Owen I need you to drive to that stadium with a sledgehammer and knock it to the ground. Just put on a black & white striped shirt first, because apparently that lets you get away with any crime.

Girlfriend is a masterpiece, and I feel foolish for not posting about it last week in the thread on perfect albums from the 90s. "Thought I Knew You" is one of the greatest breakup songs of all time. Absolutely cathartic. So glad to see admirers and friends stepping up to help him.

an older woman with gray hair is wearing a black dress and earrings and looking at the camera . ALT: an older woman with gray hair is wearing a black dress and earrings and looking at the camera .

"saddle on up if that is your druther"

Album art for Henry's Dream by Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds

As with PJ Harvey, picking a single Nick Cave album to post is a nearly impossible task. Every song is a story, meticulously thought out and perfectly executed. Dark, violent, introspective, and utterly compelling. I love to put this one on during long drives through desolate terrain.

Cover art for the album Hex by Bark Psychosis

Now I'm getting really obscure, but for me this fits the bill of a perfect album. I've heard it described as "post rock" which is nonsense, but it mixes dark minimalism with hints of jazz. I've listened to this so many times, often in dark rooms late at night as rain dances on rooftops.

Cover art for Everclear by American Music Club

A masterpiece by one of my all-time favorite bands. Was lucky enough to see them live a couple times in small dive bars. I wish more people knew about them, but obscurity kind of fits their whole vibe tbh.

Album cover for Vision Thing by Sisters of Mercy

Initially I didn't like this album as much as Floodland, but I think it's aged better thanks to being driven by guitar riffs. I can still listen to this and goth out.