Patrick Seitz

Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator ARLINGTON, VA—Describing the incident as a split-second operational judgment made under rapidly evolving conditions, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth invoked the “fog of war” Thursday to explain why he ...

“In the heat of the moment, you’ve got to make a decision, and sometimes that decision is imperfect,” said Hegseth

Page from BRAINS First Panel: "An AI has no sense of anything. No context. No experience." Illustration of a little pink frog (he's playing a blood cell in this comic, though, which is why he's pink) Second panel: "It cannot touch" the pink frog bends down to pick a flower Third panel: "It cannot smell" 'sniff sniff' the frog smells the flower Fourth panel: "It cannot breathe" (the frog is now dark blue with bright pink lungs visible, as though the frog has been imaged in some way) Fifth panel: "It cannot think" (the frogs brain is now visible, similarly to the lungs in the previous panel) Sixth panel: "It cannot be" the frog is floating and his cute lil butt is visible Seventh panel: "*Stares directly at camera*" the pink frog stares directly at camera Eight panel: "It cannot be... YOU"

Tapping the sign again

“This plug is not a plug of honor…”

a close up of a person 's hands reaching out to each other . ALT: a close up of a person 's hands reaching out to each other .

How it feels to survive a rainy night-drive to San Diego and get those Cotijas carne asada fries. 🫡

when you lightly touch miette with the side of your foot

DAD: Babe, I think the kid has Ovid

MOM: What? Covid?

CHILD:
Rose darke and full of foggye mist. And now they were within
A kenning of the upper earth, when Orphye did begin

DAD:
To dowt him lest shee followed not, and through an eager love
Desyrous for to see her, he his eyes did backward move.

This is my favorite part of this cycle we've been repeating for my entire adult life: when they sit backwards on the chair for some real talk and explain that you're a fucking peasant who doesn't understand how things work.

Patrick Seitz holding a banner with his gigantic head in front of his actual head, a la a player’s appearance in NFL Blitz’s Big Head Mode.

Her: You better not be Big Head Mode from NFL Blitz when I get back.

Me:

this is literally never not accurate

zohran high school host club

At this point, anyone—a university, a law firm, a corporation, a Democrat—bending the knee to Trump is doing it because they want to, not because of any political reality.

I bet he can pronounce it now

Y'know, I'm starting to think that voters might be just a *little* unhappy about all the fascism and deadly incompetence.

Call it a hunch.

And not a moment longer. 💕

"it's inevitable" has never struck me as a compelling argument for AI. never seen a genuinely useful technology ushered in with the enthusiasm of a tired mom coming to terms with the fact that her kids are going to pick up foot fungus at a community pool.

Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.

@primogenitor34.bsky.social did such a great job on this Ragna artwork! I can’t wait for you guys to see it in person. 👍

Guillermo del Toro quote "...think about wealth for me for example. A wealthy man that has enough..."

"not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite somebody to beer..."

"...you're rich. If you have, whatever-"

"- yachts and planes and islands and you STILL need more? You're not rich."

Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."

Ouroboros can have a little ouroboros as a treat It’s a picture of a snake eating its own tail a symbol know as the ouroboros! #flatcircle #time

treat yo self!!!

Failure to return the shopping cart to one of the cart returns if you are able is a sign of someone who does not value the social contract.

BIG NEWS: The cluckin' cool Patrick Seitz will be the English voice of our red-combed hero, Keiji! 🐔

You might remember Patrick from his incredible roles as:
▪️ Dio in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
▪️ Franky in One Piece

We're stoked! 😍 #RoosterFighter

“My backup…? *What* backup…?!”

The best thing Kimmel could do right now is do what the Right does when it is deplatformed: replatform yourself on another service, go live, and dunk on the administration harder than ABC would ever have allowed him to. Go full South Park on them. Do an hour on Patel lying under oath about Epstein.

Mariko: “The Anjin says he loves musical theater.”

🎵 it's the i of the tiger, with a g to the right
Risin' up to the challenge of a vowel
And the last two letters are an e and an r
And a t is in the front of the iiiiii
of the tiger🎵

Stay in school, kids.
Hide there as long as you can.
Learn to take care of yourself.
Learn dagger skills and the secret language of owls.
Learn about heartbreak, and which ancient creatures dwell in the forests & shadows at the ragged edge of town.

I wonder how many folks called in Silksick today? 🤔

You know what, fair play to Scooby Doo villains. They walk into a room dressed as a ghost, see a talking dog on its hind legs making the world’s biggest sandwich and somehow manage to stay in character.

My first instinct was Glengarry Glen Gary, but I saw that someone had already said it, so…

Garygarry Glen Ross! 🤷‍♂️

Turns out some of the “we want small government” people kiiiinda wanted the government to be just one guy.