Patrick Seitz

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

I’m sure Homan’s crying into his bribe-bag every night… 😒

Oh my god, they’re already not allowed to deport US citizens.

This is not bargaining. This is acquiescence in the face of authoritarianism.

"In theater" is a military term that refers to a wartime theater of operations. ICE and CBP agents are in Minnesota, which is one of the United States. The enemy in this military operation are citizens of Minnesotans and the United States.

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Kristi Noem Calls On Minneapolis Residents To Stop Obstructing Murders WASHINGTON—Urging locals to “fully cooperate” with federal agents, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem called on Minneapolis residents Monday to stop obstructing murders. “The brave ...

“The brave men and women of ICE and the U.S. Border Patrol are doing their best to carry out these executions in a safe and professional manner,” said Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem

Just tell RFK JR that broccoli is a protein. He won’t know.

People already working hard to prove how perfect Alex Pretti was. To show he didn't "deserve" to be killed. But it's a trap folks. You're only feeding into a dynamic where people who are considered lesser get no protection. You don't have to be an Alex Pretti to deserve to live.

Our country was founded on resistance to a tyrant.

Nation's largest nurses union repeats calls for ICE abolition, pledges to do "everything in our power to vote out any elected official who supports funding for this all-out assault on the health, safety, and civil rights of our people."

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

“don’t give them what they want”

they are manufacturing their justifications post-hoc. they are already doing what they want. you are not responsible for the actions of your oppressor. you are only responsible for keeping your neighbors safe and that will always be seen as defiance

I have spent my entire adult life being lectured by Republican politicians and conservative legal movement types about how important it is to preserve the sacred constitutional right to self-defense of *specifically this person* and then secret police murdered him in the street

You: It can’t happen to me.

The state: we looked into this white guy we killed and we do feel a need to bring up these parking tickets

"Videos of the encounter contradict the federal government's description of the incident." -NY Times

Really?

There's a faster, easier, and more honest way to say that, @nytimes.com.

Try again.

Imagine how much they’d be lying about what happened without all the videos showing it from multiple angles.

There has to be a word beyond outrage for when this loathsome, lying pack of slovenly frauds uses a Web 2.0 version of the Klan to publicly butcher the best humanity has to offer and then dare you to question their right to do it and laugh in your face about it

It’s not enough to say Abolish ICE. It’s not enough to vote no on ICE funding. It’s not enough to confront Kristi Noem or Greg Bovino with Stern Words.

If you are a leader, what are you doing to protect your community? How are you using your power, privilege, and position to confront this threat?

Bovino looks like a gremlin that popped out of RFK JR’s back after he was splashed with water.

“The telephone pole - a known leftist agitator - proudly wore a manifesto signaling the coordinated premeditated nature of this heinous attack on our our brave officers’ vehicle”

I’m tired of being talked down to by people like this. They are doing the Elon Musk Mars In 2 Years bit but have tied the entire U.S. economy to a bespoke compliment generator. It’s time to start talking about these AI mutants like delusional babies.

Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement ARLINGTON, VA—In an apparent attempt to guilt his children into eating their vegetables Monday, White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller reportedly reminded one of his sons, a picky eater, tha...

Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement

It’s kind of wild that not only should the government NOT be doing evil shit, they should actually be doing GOOD things for us because we pay them lots of money in something called taxes

me every single day

We have a finite amount of time to spend thinking while on this earth and I am very resentful of how much of it has been monopolized by the whims of a demented old real estate scumbag

i feel like the viral bus thread resonates because at every step of the way you're like "ok surely this will be resolved shortly, any second now," which seems like what all the passengers are also thinking. then the fact that the situation doesn't resolve and the bus just keeps going is an Allegory

Average Sunday show interview:

OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats

HOST: how will you pay for it?

OFFICIAL: tariffs

HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money

OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed

HOST: thank u for ur time

Mamdani’s whole thing is “what if a political leader gave a single shit about you?” and it’s utterly disorienting 😮💚

That’s terrible…! 😨

Kidding/not kidding, it might be time to eat a bounty hunter. 🫡

i dunno what you can say to get electeds to do anything if “they flashbanged a baby” doesn’t do it