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Jason Revill

@heyunclejason.bsky.social

Disabled Post Modem Southern Gentleman. Muscularly Dystrophy Gardening - Local Tomato Man 1960's Soul, Horror, Star Wars, etc. I don't judge people except by how they treat others.

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I feel like the opening credits of Kaiju No. 8 are way better than they have any right to be.

#anime

25.09.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donald Trump complains more about having to go up stairs than I do, and I'm in a wheelchair.

24.09.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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From one of the world's least funny morons.

24.09.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Also a member of his own entourage accidentally hit the emergency stop button and were in charge of the teleprompter.

24.09.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll never forget when I first saw the movie Predator.

They showed it to us in after school at Little River Elementary. I was 10. It was 1988.

I think Zeke Hutchins was the one who set it up. You may know him from Queen Sarah Saturday, Tiff Merritt, or Sharon Van Etten.

Life is weird.

10.06.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Elon Musk: "Say Trump, I hear ya like 'em young..."

06.06.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's funny to me that anyone thought two narcissistic attention whores would be able to get along.

05.06.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well I just found out Nick Offerman was in Sin City. He played Shlubb.

05.06.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"You all know him as Joe the policeman on the "What's goin' down" episode of That's My Mama"

#comingroamerica #sexualchocolate #eddiemurphy #baby #funny

21.05.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I usually skip the opening credits when watching TV, but I have never and will never skip the opening credits of #DoctorWho

@bbcdoctorwhom.bsky.social

21.05.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Any day a turtle randomly walks up and hangs out with you under the carport for a little while is about as good a day as you can hope for. I stand by the opinion that randomly seeing a turtle makes any day better.

#animal #animals #nature #turtle

17.05.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Randomly found a tube of #purple #hair dye leftover from the lockdown in the back of the bathroom cabinet.

And now I have people hair.

13.05.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you haven't seen Sinners, you should have. Love Miss Annie.

#Sinners

11.05.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I take better care of my #tomatoes than most people do of their kids.

#garden #gardening

11.05.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I also throw in a few "Know what I'm sayin'" and "Ya feel me?"

10.05.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I keep seeing where people are debating whether 100 men can beat 1 gorilla.

The answer is yes. All it takes is 1 person who knows gorillas can't swim.

10.05.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like this part of the #Conclave where all the Cardinals come up and recite their oath while TV commentators provide their stats like they're baseball opening lineup.

#WheresStanleyTucci

07.05.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Got the garden planted today. 80 #tomatoes - 6 varieties, a dozen #peppers - sweet banana & bell, a dozen squash and zucchini, and #sunflowers for my pollinators (and me, frankly). All in all, around 100 plants I started a couple months ago in the house and some seeds.

#garden #gardening

20.04.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anime is funny because it's the only genre where the villain will be like, "I'm going to take over the world and cause an incalculable amount of suffering, but first let me compete in this martial arts tournament."

#anime #dragonball

04.03.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Empty plant trays sitting next to a bag of potting soil

Empty plant trays sitting next to a bag of potting soil

Plant tray filled with dirt next to potting soil

Plant tray filled with dirt next to potting soil

So it begins again.

#garden #gardening #tomatoes

26.02.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just don't think the Netflix start up sound needs to be that aggressive. All I'm saying.

#netflix #AllImSayin

12.02.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Say, Drake..."

#KendrickLamar #Drake #SuperBowl

11.02.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This lady on The Price is Right wearing a "Big Wheel Energy" shirt. πŸ˜‚

#lol #bde

10.02.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm describing my confusion as a child, not as an adult. Barrabas likely didn't exist since there is virtually no chance Pontius Pilate would release someone actively revolting against the Roman Empire when there are others he could have released for Passover.

Passive Passover .

22.01.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Rev. Benjamin Cremer @brcremer.bsky.social 

If your Christianity causes you to be offended by someone asking the most powerful person in the country to be merciful towards the powerless, then you have profoundly misunderstood the teachings of Jesus Christ.

Rev. Benjamin Cremer @brcremer.bsky.social If your Christianity causes you to be offended by someone asking the most powerful person in the country to be merciful towards the powerless, then you have profoundly misunderstood the teachings of Jesus Christ.

As a kid sitting in my Baptist Church, I never understood why anybody would choose Barabbas over Jesus, but it's actually starting to make a little bit more sense now.

#trump #Inauguration

22.01.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And here I thought Carrie Underwood couldn't do anything worse than that damn Sunday Night Football song.

#CarrieUnderwood #inauguration

21.01.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Made a little something in honor of Trump's coronation, sorry #Inauguration

#trump #DavidLynch

20.01.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Frasier revival has been cancelled after two seasons finally answering the question. Who asked for this?

Nobody.

#WhoAskedForThis #Frasier #Paramount

18.01.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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