Some Call Me Tim

A friend writes:

I saw someone's post somewhere that talked about how their
nine-year-old and all his friends have started using "That's AI"
instead of "I don't believe you."

Mom: "We're having dinosaur meat for dinner tonight."
Kid: "That's AI."

Chuck Naso tweets: "Got my son a recliner for football season." The attached image shows a living room with a small leather reclining arm chair.

A small child in a white dress shirt, gray bow tie, gray suspenders, gray high waisted trousers, and brown single-monk shoes. He's holding a small piece of bread.

feels like the kid who sits in that chair dresses like this

National guard troops lounging outside a Krispy Kreme

Dearest Martha,

The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.

Yours in glaze,

really feels like housing affordability is one of the most important political issues of our time, affecting nearly every aspect of our lives, and everyday our mainstream political discourse is about whether sour cream is woke or not

We have to get comfortable telling people they’ve been acting like suckers and the things they believe are cultivated for suckers. Radical honesty.

I like to disc golf. My twin and his dog like to dance.

holy shit lmao

From Hitchcock With Love A Reception Approach to North by Northwest (1959)

Hitchcock's North by Northwest (1959) rocks and Cary Grant is so good in it that together they made an inflection point in Hollywood cinema with a reverberating legacy almost as profound and sexy as Elvis gyrating on Sullivan.

vaughnjoy.substack.com/p/from-hitch...

Lord of the Rings style font on a Bilbo's birthday party-style sign in a spiral bound sketchbook reads: In all fairness, some of those who wander are definitely lost.

Tuesday.

Another Side of Bruce Springsteen With ‘Tracks II: The Lost Albums,’ the Boss finally lets us hear the music that didn’t fit into his narrative—including one very horny ’90s record

I wrote a big thing on TRACKS II: THE LOST ALBUMS, which features at least one of my favorite Springsteen LPs of the last 30 years.

www.theringer.com/2025/06/26/m...

Police officers in full black battle get up, lined up under a giant donut sign.

Did not expect to be in the hackiest Judge Dredd prequel imaginable.

[pharmaceutical hq]

CEO: we need some new drug names

MKTG GUY: cymbalta fabhalta veozah

VP: ar-are you ok

MKTG GUY: kisqali austedo phexxi

VP: sir he’s having a stroke

MKTG GUY: xgeva toujeo zeposia

VP: we should call 911

MKTG GUY: xeljanz opdivo wegovy

CEO: *writing* now let’s not be hasty

Gentle reminder to anyone who needs it today: The more you use technology to replace the things you used to do for for yourself, the less you will be able to do them. That goes for writing, walking, thinking, communicating, making things, and all the things humans used to be pretty good at.

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

Ben Afflek My dog’s
Movie farts

😳

Clear and Present Danger

Embrace joy when you encounter it. #AGoodPlace

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𝘚𝘮𝘰𝘬𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 is my favorite song about getting really high in the bathtub.

Painted stork bird

this painted stork looks like a trenchcoat flasher

No DGPT this weekend, but Tim Selinske & Masters Cup feel like upgrades. Those courses!

laura loomer tweet: WOKE MARXIST POPE

Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a

55 years ago today, 4 students at Kent State University were killed for protesting the Vietnam war.

Allison Krause, 19
Jeffrey Glenn Miller, 20
Sandra Lee Scheuer, 20
William Knox Schroeder, 19

We must stand against war, militarism, and government attacks on protest.

Star Wars Intro Scroll Episode IV It Was All So Stupid Seriously, you would not believe how stupid it was. Every day, unrelentingly, just the dumbest stuff by the absolute worst people. And what made it worse was knowing that we’d brought this on ourselves.

I love Star Wars. Princess. The rogue. Bigfoot. Angry helmet guy

baby can’t have solids yet so they are stripes when we play pool

'The Traitors', Agatha Christie, and The Kierkegaard Edit How we consume story, versus how it's made.

A good article by @gralefrit.bsky.social.

While I was working at Emmerdale, I did a tie-in book for the Soapstars reality show, and was ... surprised that their writers' room had more people in it than ours.

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getting kicked out of the Vatican because I keep blowing my weed smoke out the window and getting everyone all excited

US FDA suspends milk quality tests amid workforce cuts

US FDA suspends milk quality tests amid workforce cuts reut.rs/4cHdnz3

Air Bud

Air Pope must be given a fair shake as a candidate.

We cannot discriminate against Canine Catholics.