Iβve been looking for my 15 minutes of Fox News fame so here it goes: Obamacare forced me to sell my liver to Chinese organ harvesters. Then my cat was eaten by a dragon.
26.05.2025 16:57 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@karavallow.bsky.social
Iβve been looking for my 15 minutes of Fox News fame so here it goes: Obamacare forced me to sell my liver to Chinese organ harvesters. Then my cat was eaten by a dragon.
26.05.2025 16:57 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hello. I don't like this platform but I have to say this somewhere. What kills me is how easily we rolled over. Changing/subverting a country's government has always been a matter of invasion, assassination, fomenting coups and unrest, all that bloody stuff. And yet here we are. It boggles the mind
20.05.2025 22:38 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah Keanu ain't reading it
13.04.2025 18:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0GTFO with your "billionaires" right now. You've been singing that same tune for two decades and you didn't stop them. You're a bloated ego on a soapbox to nowhere @sanders.senate.gov
13.04.2025 03:23 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0We are at Defcon 1 for our democracy. The power of sadistic spectacle, the priming of the public for future crackdowns, the testing the level of tolerance for when it invokes the Insurrection Act to target protesters. The normalisation of it. THAT is the biggest danger of the moment weβre in now.
13.04.2025 03:23 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Elon Musk and the tech billionaires are sideshows. We've got bigger problems now and we'd better wake up to that soon.
13.04.2025 03:12 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The "billionaires" thing is the last war, and we lost it. Right now we're in a constitutional crisis, and if we don't deal with that, we're never doing to be able to stop the upward movement of wealth.
13.04.2025 03:11 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0The only person I want to see on a "Fight the Oligarchy Tour".
13.04.2025 03:00 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Fight the Oligarchy Tour" is so fucking embarrassing.
13.04.2025 02:57 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The easiest way to get over something or someone is to sit down and figure how many years you've got left on the planet.
06.04.2025 22:15 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Was going to replace my Prius that burned to a crisp in the Altadena fires but Trump's tariffs are forcing me back into said burned up husk.
03.04.2025 17:11 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0GINGER. CAT.
29.03.2025 17:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can't wait to see pictures of folks in MAGA hats out in the blistering heat picking vegetables, slathering hot tar on roofs and framing new homes after all our immigrants are deported.
29.03.2025 17:09 β π 15 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0they'll gladly watch their whole life go down the drain as long as they can see "the enemies" are suffering. The free floating rage, wishing terrible things on others, surely that has got to be as annihilating a feeling as any feeling ever. There is a moral rot that is impossible to comprehend.
29.03.2025 01:54 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The pandemic but point taken
27.03.2025 23:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Half the country ran around high on a delusional mix of toxic manly bravado, web born pseudoscience & a belief that God would pull them thru. When He didn't, the panic set in as they wondered what theyβd done to themselves. Because they never wanted to die, they just didnβt care if other people did
27.03.2025 23:01 β π 156 π 29 π¬ 1 π 1I for one don't have first term amnesia. I remember being a mental patient in control of my own TV privileges and snack schedule, watching in disbelief as the country burned and bodies piled-up in freezer trucks
27.03.2025 22:59 β π 198 π 23 π¬ 3 π 2y'all were desperate enough to believe the comforting lies about how the coal mining jobs were coming back to pick the guy who is the distillation of the grossest aspects of his partyβs appeal, who promised to vulgarize and falsify The American Dream, huh?
27.03.2025 22:54 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There's no god-given reason for the US to be a super power. It took foreign and domestic investment, participation in global organizations, diplomacy, and adhering to international treaties and laws.
09.03.2025 09:21 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Maybe I wasnβt clear about this. I wanted more eggs and no plane crash, not many plane crashes and no eggs.
07.03.2025 17:12 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That movie sucked.
03.03.2025 04:54 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As a consumer, here are some regulations I l really like: water safety standards, FAA regulations, drug safety standards, basic cable rate caps, corn syrup production regulations, regulations on factory farming, "freshness seals" on my TastyKakes, electrical safety for my devices.
03.03.2025 02:01 β π 24 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0Faux News, AM radio, hate podcasts, an entire epistemically closed alternate universe online and a half century of a relentless campaign to misinform, brainwash, terrorize and scapegoat on the part of the GOP themselves.
03.03.2025 01:59 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 02025 is starting off well for me.
28.01.2025 02:58 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is there one ?
26.01.2025 19:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The Red Wave is coming to California.
24.01.2025 18:13 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Superstorms, hurricanes, tsunamis, tornadoes, epic fires and earthquakes, every state is experiencing natural/unnatural disasters wreaking havoc on the nationβs worn-out old power grid, the whole country has gun-fueled mass murders. Can't fix it, why try, a fact of life, nothing we can do about it.
22.01.2025 23:01 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0Sounds about right
22.01.2025 23:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And hurting people
22.01.2025 22:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0