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Next adult POTUS is going to find so many things to undo, hopefully without repeating the waste that went into creating them.

But really it was the dummy watching who needed to be fired.

Is there any way you could vary the summary from the story and title?

Is there any way you could vary the summary from the story and title?

Is there any way you could vary the summary from the story and title?

Harkening or heartening?

You can say that again! (Go for four)

The dotard stumbled on the truth. Hottest October on record in many locations and he’s doing everything he can to worsen climate change.

I like to think that the GOP got tricked by the one-trick pony and has no future after him.

I think it means inflatable animals get to eat body-armored people.

I don’t doubt that she’ll cover [up] all sorts of news.

Probably true

Huh? Most state capital cities that host major public universities have pretty good prominence. Austin does happen to have a red-state infestation of loser statewide leaders who are undermining said major public university, but the town abides.

Feed her some old 8mm film. She’s a projector.

Yes the Texas GOP demonized wind, but I thought natural gas was what failed due to ignored warnings to winterize.

Well not done!

I thought the accepted answer was sending in some red state’s national guard with more guns.

I guess that dude was impervious to training on illegal orders?

Could somebody turn down that banjo music? I can’t hear the great man express his gratitude for everything wonderful that he didn’t deserve.

Dog catches car stuff, except that dog is supposed to be chasing cars in other countries

And it’s always Newt Gingrich’s fault

Simple typo. He means “fool force” (his sycophantic Cabinet officers).

Hmmm. I’m seeing a lot of shadows. Looks like a shady situation, even. Does that darkness hide… Antifa?! Or stray cats, but those critters always look pretty woke. Gotta waste millions to send in weekend warriors, locked and loaded.

Is the IRS audit over? Do we finally get to see Trump’s tax returns?

That bites!

“Introduce” as in offer as a cautionary tale?

I thought everybody knew how to have fun with bubbles.

Are you dissing a vowel that does some of its best work silently?!

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renewed attempt by President Trump to alter the national head count

I assume that’s why he ordered the flags kept halfway down all weekend. So when you ask why the flags are still lowered, somebody will have to try to explain who this dead guy was.

Wild. The political murders of legislators in Minnesota were “killings.” The shooting of Kirk which cause is unknown is an “assassination.”

They bend the knee without even being asked.