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Latest posts by modemcat.bsky.social on Bluesky

saying "cherry bomb is tyler the creator's best album" on twitter then putting my phone in my ass

12.10.2025 17:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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robert fripp always look like he just smelled a fart

11.10.2025 16:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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face reveal

10.10.2025 15:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

nanner

10.10.2025 15:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

started sipping on some powerade and now i have a strong urge to listen to centuries by fall out boy and beat my wife

10.10.2025 05:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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nightmare blunt rotation

08.10.2025 19:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

kate bush vinyl is crazy cuz you never know whether your record player is broken or if it's just kate bush

08.10.2025 18:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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word

08.10.2025 18:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

recently realized that because statistically men earn 20% more than women in most salaries, being a gay man is actually a better financial investment than being a straight man. u gotta play wit a couple balls to be a baller

08.10.2025 00:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

new taylor swift is the first posthumous album released by a living artist

07.10.2025 19:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
06.10.2025 00:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

gas station boner pill changed my nipple placement

06.10.2025 00:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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eebing

04.10.2025 20:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i think i'm losing it

04.10.2025 20:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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just picked up my sandwich from subway

04.10.2025 20:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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he think everything a fuckin game

03.10.2025 19:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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how old mfs in the checkout line look at you when the card reader tells them to remove their fucking card

02.10.2025 04:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

when i die i want my ashes to be turned into a vinyl record that plays all the trapaholics ad-libs on repeat like a streamer soundboard for like 4 minutes straight

01.10.2025 19:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

officer you don't have the swag to arrest me

01.10.2025 18:28 — 👍 25    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

if you saw this back in the day you knew a mf was SERIOUS about that grateful dead live bootlegs collection

01.10.2025 19:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just show them the splatoon pfp they'll understand

01.10.2025 18:55 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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wow

01.10.2025 18:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sextember is over. cocktober has arrived.

01.10.2025 18:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

damn, i wonder why

01.10.2025 02:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this would be so cool if kpop demon hunters wasn't shit

01.10.2025 00:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

it's terrifying that there's definitely a subsection of people on the internet who learned about resident evil rule 34 before they learned about the actual game franchise

30.09.2025 21:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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nature is so beautiful ❤️

30.09.2025 04:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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put me in a room alone with this and it'll be gone in 23 seconds tops. shit gonna sound like the first sleepover of a long distance relationship. it's gonna get physical.

29.09.2025 22:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

please do not post my feet mr. sentientvoid

29.09.2025 06:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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