It’s Malcolm 未来

South Park holy sh*t

The US satire cartoon show South Park secured a five-year deal worth $1.5 billion with Paramount Global. They began their season with this clip, challenging Trump to sue them.

Incredible carjacking story out of Australia….just wasn’t ready for the two witnesses to recount their perspective

This guy is crashing out hard

Whaaaaat?

Jillian Shriner, the wife of Weezer bassist Scott Shriner, has been arrested for attempted murder after police shot her in the shoulder in front of her home when they were searching for different suspects who fled the scene of an accident.

😳

Never fails

The insiders seem to have had a 20min warning before the public

The credibility of the US government is completely shot.

Gone.

Annihilated.

Nobody anywhere in the world can believe a single word that comes out of this Administration.

Ever.

This isn't The Art of the Deal.
It's insider trading with a bad comb-over.

Step 1: Tank the Market, Scare the Non-Millionaires
Step 2: Let the Aristocrats Feast
Step 3: Flip, but say ‘Winning’
Step 4: Pretend None of This Ever Happened & Get Your Media Dregs To Do The Same

Rinse, Enrich, Repeat.

DOGE is plotting to cut Social Security phone support, according to leaked memo provided to Axios.

The richest man in the word going after grandparents trying to get access to their own money is vile.

What’s funny about John Cena hating on the you can’t see me joke is that he makes the joke all of the time

😂😂😂

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The members of the Jan 6 Committee are all proud of our work.

Your threats will not intimidate us.

Or silence us.

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Everytime I come back here. The app gets better.

At all

If it’s isn’t an official government document I don’t want to read it nor do I care. If Elon Musk will not be transparent in front of the government, he’s lying

I think the breakup between President Musk and Vice President Trump is happening in summer. The vibes from that press conference yesterday gave me such weird vibes between Trump sulking and Musk babbling on

THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT 🔥

I don't think we can share the side-by-side of Elon Musk doing the Nazi salute next to Nazis doing the Nazi salute enough.

Donald Trump dehumanizes people.

Bishop Mariann Budde tried to bring humanity and actual Christianity back into civil discourse.

MAGA screeches at the Bishop.

Tired of those fake azz Christians.

Thank the lord for Private Eye

“Apologize for telling me to show compassion!!!!!!!!!!”

Has there ever been a bigger fucking cry baby in the history of time?

Every widely used app has been compromised: meta, instagram, and now TikTok. At this point we only have YouTube (barely), Red Note, and Blue Sky.

That’s crazy

This would be funny as hell, if it weren’t so fucking scary and sad.

Elon Musk. The billionaire. Leaking texts as a gotcha moment as he’s about to be a government official is totally not a warning sign of things to come when people go against him.

Ceasefire Today, Liberation Tomorrow 🗣️🫀 it takes effect on Sunday, though it’s temporary it’s a step in the right direction! LFG🫶

The switch 2 looks sleek and clean. Looks like I’m using part of my refund for a switch 2 👀