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The right wants so badly to make Charlie Kirk into their MLK you have to wonder if they didn’t kill him theirselves.

Oh. Wait. They did.

They’re literally the worst and I can’t wait for this to be over.

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I didn’t expect Rob Corddry as Agent Fox in Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay to become realistic, but that’s what I see/hear when I see/hear Pete Hegseth. He’s a fucking “war is cool and I’m super badass” tiny dicked piece of shit and the world is fucking laughing at us.

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If the military gets called in to every locale where there’s been a violent death, I suspect they may be spread a bit thin.

Portland’s not a war zone. Never has been. But perhaps they’re trying to make it one 🤷‍♂️

#AbolishIce #GreetingsFromWarRavagedPortland

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Ok, hear me out…

What if all of the evangelicals get raptured this week and then, cleansed of the cultural cancer that is evangelicalism, the world and society just get better in an instant?

Too bad the rapture is fake. Just like the last 14 times.

Stupid evangelicals 🤦‍♂️

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All these people who’ve never read the Bible talking about who it tells them they’re supposed to hate.

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When someone who doesn’t believe in science tells you he has solved something scientific in mere months, you can bet he is full of shit.

Yet his base will eat this up. Make it stop.

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This is an important thing to remember. I certainly won’t forget as people try to canonize Charlie Kirk like he was some champion for fairness and goodness. He was a fucking jerk and a pig and the America he wanted to see would be a disgusting fucking place. I said what I said.

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So Charlie Kirk Remembrance Day is gonna be on George Floyd’s bday?

I refuse to believe that’s a coincidence. They’re fucking trolling us.

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Right wing nutjob w/ a gun: HEY YOU STUPID KIDS, I’M TRYING TO SAVE YOU! *fires gun in general vicinity of children*

Honestly people need to speak with their wallets. It’s the only language these idiots understand.

I feel you. My parents and most of the rest of my family are watching their lives go up in smoke and they’re cheering for it because they think it’s worse for the libs than for them.

I’d like to think at least 40-50% of Americans are decent human beings. But the other 50-60% are a mixed bag. A lot of brain dead sycophants and Handmaid’s Tale / Gilead types. It’s sad. Not what I was raised to believe about the country.

TBH I think we could be less than a year from public executions of dissenting politicians and influencers.

Jimmy Kimmell pulled now, too?! This shit is outrageous.

MAGA can fuck all the way off.

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Kash Patel looks like he’s been punched in the nose more than a few times, and given what a totally buffoonish asshole he is, that really does track.

🤜 🤜

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Giving leniency to hire professors without degrees? Or experience? 🙄

There aren’t enough qualified conservatives to fill that quota. Period. And it’s probably not even close.

I went to a private college associated with the Methodist church and like 2 of the profs were conservative. Wonder why? 🤔💙

Proud to have gone to college with Jon. He’s a good man and I appreciate him for standing up for goodness at such a tense time.

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Charlie’s been gone for almost 3 days and it feels like we’re moving toward canonizing him. That hatemonger is going to get a national holiday. Wouldn’t surprise me if they canceled MLKJ Day and replaced it with Charlie Kirk Day. Apparently we need to celebrate a POS just because he was shot.

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I keep hearing “that’s not all he was about.” My response? His being a father and husband is not relevant. Nor does it excuse his cruelty. He was cruel to people he didn’t know or understand or CARE to understand. But I guess we better just let everyone out of prison if they are also parents.

But, like, why is that the only thing you ever do? 🤔

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Sadly this is not far off from the truth. These Christian extremists desire a society dominated by men, where women only exist to please them and bear their children. I’ll never be OK with this. I’ll never dismiss this as just an innocent difference in beliefs.

“Submit to your husband, Taylor”

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Fucking spare me. George Floyd was murdered in front of his fellow citizens by a police officer. Charlie Kirk was shot by a straight, Mormon white dude with a gun fetish. These are not the same. Stop trying to make it look like his supporters aren’t disgusting bigots who are bad for America 🇺🇸

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But he spoke so calmly when spewing his hatred so we should remember him as a family man 🙄

None of the other stuff, whatever it may be, can water down or change the reality: he spread hatred about anyone who didn’t conform to his “Handmaid’s Tale” standard and it’s not sad that he’s been silenced.

Just saw a commercial for a veterans charity and it struck me suddenly and for the first time…

Why do we need charities to take care of our veterans? Can’t we just…take care of them?

Maybe we could find the money in some of those billions in tax cuts for billionaires 🙄

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Why with all of the infighting within the right is it automatically assumed he was a leftist? You guys all hate each other and you all love guns 🤷‍♂️

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Yes, it would be best for all Americans to come together and heal the massive gash running through the nation.

But, I think after the years of “fuck your feelings” and “let’s go Brandon” and “show us the birth certificate” we can wait for them to come to us at least.

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They’ll piss and moan and beg you to have a heart, but this is the inalienable truth. They’re shit and I’m sick of it.

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In a nation where the president adores foreign autocrats and keeps bigots and pedophiles in his company, in a place where cruelty is seen as strength, liberals are being criticized for dancing on the grave of a man who was front and center, in it, on it and all around it because he was “a hero?” ✊💙🙄

The fact that you could get confused about which campus shooting from today I’m referring to is pretty gross.

We don’t know who did the shooting or why, but here’s what I do know:

The shooter could’ve walked right on that campus with his rifle in full riot gear and nobody would have said a damn thing because we live in a fucking police state.

We’re not safe. Not one of us.

This has to stop 🙏

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Look, I’m not “glad” he’s dead by any means, but I do see the irony in his death by shooting given where he aligned.

I’m not participating in the celebration because I think trading one scumbag’s life for the tidal wave of extremism that’s going to follow is a bad trade.

And it will follow 😬✊💙