@oysterstu.bsky.social
fat gay guy in chicago for summer - groundbreaking
got into the hotel room and it’s already set for 65??? FUCK 🗣️
31.07.2025 03:58 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0no one loves a tuna melt like i do. you might like them but i like them in a different, better way
28.07.2025 21:17 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0fuck ICE and every coward “just following orders”
27.07.2025 18:57 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0people died
20.07.2025 01:06 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
found him!
19.07.2025 18:27 — 👍 119 🔁 2 💬 6 📌 0welp
19.07.2025 00:15 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0no ts madison for the finale??? oh this is about to be sideways judging
19.07.2025 00:08 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0waking up this morning to find out republicans voted in the middle of the night to defund public broadcasting, rural radio, and EMERGENCY ALERTS
17.07.2025 17:28 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Important update for those of you that backed the kickstarter campaign for the Big Boy Social Club cropped mesh jersey!
TL;DR: FILL OUT YOUR BACKER SURVEY!
🙏🏾💖😘
Gaga played summerboy AND aura last night??? 😭😭😭
17.07.2025 15:47 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0finding out rufus wainwright’s daughter is a swifty is a special kind of injustice. your dad being a lyrical genius and then succumbing to taylor’s lyrics genuinely makes me sad!!! lol
16.07.2025 23:51 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
suddenly my childhood all makes sense
11.07.2025 22:10 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
i’m just not meant for the heat, truly
30.06.2025 04:47 — 👍 186 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0what’s happening on my uber driver’s dashboard is none of my business
27.06.2025 00:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
close enough, happy pride!
26.06.2025 17:34 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i accept!
21.06.2025 21:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0this is who runs this account
17.06.2025 18:51 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1what about recent transplant baddies??
09.06.2025 13:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0authors love to be like, OoOooh what if a murder-mystery author was IN a murder mystery and then they have to solve on in real life, isn’t that crazy??
07.06.2025 17:22 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0well that was a bust but somehow i wandered down and through the zoo to another farmers market and i realized why the other was a ghost town
07.06.2025 17:19 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
to absolutely no one’s surprise, i’m headed to a farmer’s market
07.06.2025 16:19 — 👍 81 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
moving to chicago in the morning, packed (and will absolutely forget something), so i took myself to dinner
01.06.2025 01:07 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0
tolkien was a freak!! i didn’t know the hobbit was actually smut
23.05.2025 22:12 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i guess i need to catch up on all stars, i haven’t even finished the first bracket lol
21.05.2025 20:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
coming home after 3 days of travel hell and finding not one but TWO ice cold tepaches that i’d squirreled away for myself in the fridge for when i got home
21.05.2025 20:00 — 👍 30 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0there are zendaya hats everywhere for those with the eyes to see
13.05.2025 13:33 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0straight people and mosh pits what is the attraction??
11.05.2025 01:52 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0so not be like 🫨 but the MAYOR of Newark was just arrested by ICE
09.05.2025 21:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0travel influencers need to be stopped because why did i just get a video of a “DC hidden gem” and it’s literally the washington national cathedral??
05.05.2025 13:33 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
i’m never going to financially recover from this (cannelés)
03.05.2025 20:43 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
