Maybe itβs me, maybe Iβm old fashioned, but if people accused me of being implicated in a horrific crime against children, and I had the files to prove that I wasnβt involved, my βstrategyβ would be to release the files which cleared my name, but hey, what do I know.
06.08.2025 20:01 β π 2042 π 355 π¬ 83 π 20
When I was 6 all my friends on the wrestling team won trophies in their respective weight classes except me. My Dad got me a plaque at the end of the season that said Rookie of the Year long before participation trophies were a thing. I was so happy. Someone please do the same for this child
09.08.2025 04:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
When I was 6 all my friends on the wrestling team won trophies in their respective weight classes except me. My Dad got me a plaque at the end of the season that said Rookie of the Year long before participation trophies were a thing. I was so happy. Someone please do the same for this child.
09.08.2025 04:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Someone in the office rewrote this after his original submission was "It's Purple Heart Day and I should be awarded many of my own considering how unfair the radical left lunatics have treated and attacked me".
09.08.2025 04:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This
09.08.2025 02:27 β π 75 π 18 π¬ 0 π 2
Guess I'm not going out this weekend.
09.08.2025 03:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It's an opportunity for Putin to remind him of the kompromat he has on him and how he should start behaving.
09.08.2025 03:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Is her face melting in that photo?
09.08.2025 03:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
When I was 12, I used to sneak out on the roof while my parents weren't home because I wasn't allowed when they were. What's his excuse at 78?
06.08.2025 04:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I can't wait to be paid $150 to pick up my inhaler at CVS this week! Thanks Trump!!!
05.08.2025 02:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I can't wait to be paid $150 to pick up my inhaler at CVS this week! Thanks Trump!!!
05.08.2025 02:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
He changed his mind... ππ
π€£ #dog #dogday #bluesky
04.08.2025 02:26 β π 1318 π 251 π¬ 51 π 24
03.08.2025 00:31 β π 25801 π 8006 π¬ 783 π 375
Why does anyone take this d-bag seriously? Is it not obvious he's a Russian asset? I'm so ashamed how complicit the media has become in my lifetime.
29.07.2025 02:28 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Oh yeah, right
www.foxnews.com/politics/hou...
27.07.2025 23:44 β π 3924 π 1012 π¬ 357 π 56
28.07.2025 02:10 β π 493 π 179 π¬ 21 π 9
Father-daughter bonding time
28.07.2025 00:17 β π 5564 π 2171 π¬ 1233 π 316
Can we just go one day without some new form of corruption? Itβs exhausting.
28.07.2025 02:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Welker to Lindsey Graham as he pushes baseless conspiracy theories in an effort to gin up a scandal about Obama: "Are you trying to rewrite history to distract from the Epstein matter, senator?"
27.07.2025 15:01 β π 28671 π 6553 π¬ 2591 π 841
Holy shit. NORAD still works?
27.07.2025 03:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
So is he saying Hulk Hogan did that shit for free???
27.07.2025 03:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This makes Watergate look like a family picnic..
The most blatant, most obvious and most extensive cover-up of sex trafficking and pedophilia in history..
Right in front of your face in broad daylight..
26.07.2025 02:58 β π 6391 π 1863 π¬ 224 π 69
If the Wall Street Journal report that the DOJ informed Trump back in May he's in the Epstein files numerous times is false, why hasn't Trump threatened to sue them yet?
24.07.2025 01:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
And there it is.
23.07.2025 19:19 β π 18524 π 5343 π¬ 1515 π 597
Iβll release the Epstein files!
(Whatβs that? Iβm in them? A lot?)
There are no Epstein files!
(What? They donβt believe me?)
Obama and Clinton wrote them!
(They donβt believe that either?)
Obama created the Russia hoax!
(Letβs see if this works.)
20.07.2025 14:57 β π 2520 π 577 π¬ 95 π 34
CNN: Epstein
MSNBC: Epstein
ABC: Epstein
NBC: Epstein
Fox News: OBAMA IS BLACK!!!
19.07.2025 21:04 β π 17133 π 3629 π¬ 643 π 148
This is the most wonderful thing I've read so far today.
19.07.2025 16:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The Phanatic is a real son of a bitch.
19.07.2025 01:06 β π 3455 π 581 π¬ 86 π 94
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