@theunrealdave.bsky.social
🤘⚡️❤️🖖🌈 (🦋) he/him Hollywood, CA Giving politics through the lens of The Jonas Brothers.
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07.12.2024 21:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Give the gift of Nick’s man-scent not the grift of Trump’s smelling salts.
07.12.2024 21:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0CEO Assassin is way, way hotter.
07.12.2024 20:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ngl he’s hot. I’d (ahem) hit it.
06.12.2024 10:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gimme a ticket with Pete and Sarah McBride.
06.12.2024 10:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pls tell me this is Trek reference
06.12.2024 10:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0King
06.12.2024 10:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He’s just got those 🍾 probs babee
06.12.2024 10:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0100% genuine product it says so right on the box
06.12.2024 10:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wondering if he picked beer or a shot as his eye-opener for the day.
06.12.2024 10:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Girl, same. High-key millennial-core.
06.12.2024 10:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Leaving Elon Musk on Earth.
06.12.2024 09:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Going to Mars with Nick Jonas:
06.12.2024 09:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Nick Jonas’s Champagne Problems: Call him at 3am.
Pete Hegseth’s: Call the police.
Sry Joe Rogan the only Joe giving true #alphamale is Joe Jonas.
04.12.2024 21:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
For real. The only Joe giving true-modern-Alpha worth looking to is Joe Jonas.
04.12.2024 20:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🪽
04.12.2024 10:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Jonas Bro’s “Wings” 🦋 came up on shuffle while I was joining so we’re gonna try just being a Jonas stan account as a post-election pallet-cleanser for a while.
04.12.2024 10:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
