Jimmy Detroit

I recently learned about low frequency infrasound. That's how #1 was able to freak people out with dime store effects, like a blanket dragged down a bed. If a video of puppies playing had infrasound, people would freak! PA 1-4 use it a lot. Marked Ones not as much. I'm a mess after 2 days of it.

Yesterday and today I've been watching all of the #ParanormalActivity movies. After Blair Witch, these are the blueprint for found footage horror. My favorites are #1 and #5 (Marked Ones). #1 was shot for $15K and was massive. Marked Ones has levity and cool characters.
#MutantFam #FrightClub

This priest is talking like a guy who is going to be possessed.
#FrightClub #GhostStories

Each group of free CDs included a special promo CD that, when played backward, opened the door to Hell - a Lucio Fulci Hell.

It's good on Shudder. That sucks about your AMC+ connection.

The Hell House movies are found footage. As far as that genre goes, Paranormal Activity 4 is my favorite. 95% of the story doesn't require knowing about the previous movies. The characters are likable and fun. And I don't think it does a lot of cinema verite (the French term for shaky camera).

No shit. The only worse is a French car.

I'm happy to see a John Edwards style psychic get debnked, even if it is just a movie.
#FrightClub #GhostStories

The way crosses ward off evil in this region filled with evil, you'd think people would walk around draped in them.
#GangDoesGiallo #BlackSunday #BrownAcid

That's what she said.

No, Malort makes death taste sweet.

The way he's polishing that shotgun ...

Speaking of which. Does anyone make Chekhov's gun references when they watch porn?
#GangDoesGiallo #BlackSunday #BrownAcid

Liberace and Bava go hand in hand.

That's what she said.

It's a little gloomy in a crypt? No!!!! Say it ain't so!!!!
#GangDoesGiallo #BlackSunday #BrownAcid

Yeah, never trust doctors who graduated from Madison

They'll be in time for congress and vodka, i.e. sex and getting hammered

I'm hear for Black Sunday. That scene with the Goodyear Blimp is really something.
#GangDoesGiallo #BlackSunday #BrownAcid

YouTube video by Screen Junkies Honest Trailers | Freddy vs Jason

I'm going to blaspheme and reveal to the world that when I wrote movie reviews for the local paper I said that some states have a requirement to compost Freddy vs. Jason. Like Hatchet, which I also hated, it's a tell don't show movie. But Honest Trailers has a hilarious take
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Like they usec to say in TV commercials, without chemicals life itself is impossible.

I'm on a few meds. Some for my brain, some for the rest of my body. But they keep me healthy and feeling good. Brain meds sometimes require trial and error, figuring out which ones work for you. I think I'm too old for hallucinogenic medications. I'm afraid of a new life-changing experience.

Those are awesome cufflinks!

Thinking about pt 2 of last night's #FrightClub Hammer House of Horrors features.

The werewolf children were very polite. How many parents would overlook the occasional sheep devouring for kids this nice?

Paul Bunyan said wolves have a harem of wives. The woman shouldn't have died after birthing.

He knew he was going to do battle with werewolves but didn't bring any silver weapons. Darwin awards time.

Paul Bunyan (or was he the Brawny paper towels spokesperson?) suddenly stuttered after hearing the word "werewolf" he knew what was up. I'm surprised his wife died after giving birth.

That was fun. I love a good werewolf story. See you tomorrow #FrightClub

Paul Bunyon is suspicious
#FrightClub #HammerHouseOfHorror

I was surprised when he casually said at least 3 because he'd been a paratrooper. Apparently the Brits land on their head.

Yes! Exactly what I was thinking!

She's going to give birth to a little of werepups!
#FrightClub #HammerHouseOfHorror

Even if his wife has become a bit werewolfy, I don't see any problems. She cooks and wants sex. hello?
#FrightClub #HammerHouseOfHorror