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Ramsey Ess

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Writer and sandwich enthusiast. http://www.ramseyess.com

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Wes Anderson's New Nightmare

27.09.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate when I see a 30 second version of a commercial that was clearly designed to be 60 seconds. I’m not getting the full narrative around this Toyota.

27.09.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey-la, hey-la, The Hess truck’s here

23.09.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@straczynski.bsky.social I just finished your Mole Man story in Fantastic Four Fanfare #4 and thought it was absolutely beautiful. Bravo.

11.09.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To add on: NOOOOO

03.09.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been looking forward to this one for a while. This is a puzzle written for the Internet, so why not use the Internet as a playground? Explore the Letterboxd account and crack the code!

01.09.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thomas Bahamas

30.08.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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[THE COMPETITION] MERGER - PART 1 You... become me. Then you escape it all.

Part one of the comic I wrote for Jonathan Hickman's @3w3m.bsky.social is out now! Valeria Burzo, the artist, absolutely killed it. So excited that it's out in the world!

Enjoy "THE MERGER pt. 1!" 3w3m.substack.com/p/the-compet...

26.08.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've enjoyed your work in many forms over the years, and it has been a pleasure when we've gotten to crossover our couple of times. I wish you continued success and a very happy birthday.

I chose this part of the thread to reply to because I want to confess that I tried to unmute the screenshot.

18.08.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oceans are now, more than ever, battlefields.

05.08.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm very excited for this one because I got to draw a bunch of puzzles in the style of Kimble Mead’s classic rebus puzzles from Four Star Puzzler. These are gonna be fun! thepuzzleboy.net

31.07.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love Tom Lehrer and I love this story. So long, Tom.

27.07.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good job, everybody! We got more submissions on this one than the previous two puzzles. Keep 'em coming! (well, not on this puzzle. This puzzle is done.)

27.07.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fantastic Four: First Steps was everything I wanted as a lifelong FF fan. Loved every single second.

26.07.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I just need the record to officially state somewhere that I loved Fantastic Four: First Steps, so I’m putting that here.

25.07.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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PBS: Public Broadcasting Service Watch full episodes of your favorite PBS dramas, find in-depth news analysis and explore documentaries on history, science, art and more!

With yesterday's disheartening Colbert news and today's deeply cruel gutting of our beloved PBS & NPR, maybe consider killing your Paramount+ subscription in favor of PBS Passport?

www.pbs.org/passport/lea...

18.07.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 411    πŸ” 196    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 9
Steve Rogers looks at his phone outside of the Brooklyn Public Library from Chip Zdarsky's Captain America #1 (2025).

Steve Rogers looks at his phone outside of the Brooklyn Public Library from Chip Zdarsky's Captain America #1 (2025).

I have also looked at my phone outside of the main branch of the Brooklyn Public Library! I am EXACTLY like Captain America!

10.07.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The time is now! I ventured into the world of math and numbers for this one! If that sounds scary, you have 25 whole days to work on it!

01.07.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would like a No-Prize for this, thank you.

26.06.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A t-shirt with Pedro Pascal as Mr. Fantastic that reads "MR. FANTASTIC - REED RICHARD."

A t-shirt with Pedro Pascal as Mr. Fantastic that reads "MR. FANTASTIC - REED RICHARD."

A t-shirt with Pedro Pascal as Mr. Fantastic that reads "MR. FANTASTIC - REED RICHARDS."

A t-shirt with Pedro Pascal as Mr. Fantastic that reads "MR. FANTASTIC - REED RICHARDS."

I am a die-hard, life-long Fantastic Four fan so it's not weird that I was on page 12 of Hot Topic's Fantastic Four shirts when I noticed this very strange typo. Did they type the text directly onto the women's shirt rather than reuse the graphic?

26.06.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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50 β€˜New’ Episodes of Johnny Carson Are Finally Headed to Streaming Decades after they first aired, 50 β€˜new’ episodes of β€˜The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson’ are headed to streaming for for the first time ever β€” along some of the original music performances.

Decades after they first aired, 50 β€˜new’ episodes of β€˜The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson’ are headed to streaming for for the first time ever β€” along some of the original music performances.

26.06.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been loving the creative responses I’ve gotten to this puzzle. Get yours in while there’s still time!

19.06.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m… not sure.

10.06.2025 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Puzzle Two: Girl, You Have Such Faith in Medicine It's our second puzzle! Can you find the connection between the pitches that famed Hollywood mogul Evan Roberts is buying and pitch him a sure-fire winner? (Yes, you can!)

Hooray for Puzzle Two! Get your pitches ready for Mr. Evan Roberts and see if you'll join the ranks of The Puzzleboy Pantheon! thepuzzleboy.beehiiv.com/p/puzzle-two

01.06.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Puzzle One It's time to rearrange the calendar.

Less than five hours left to submit your answer for Puzzle One! Act fast! thepuzzleboy.beehiiv.com/p/puzzle-one

25.05.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want to be buried in the Ben and Jerry’s Flavor Graveyard.

25.05.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Got one! Thanks, Rob!

22.05.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Tonight Show - "Cheers" Last Call
YouTube video by Briean Jensen The Tonight Show - "Cheers" Last Call

If you haven't treated yourself, please watch the "Cheers" cast celebrating the series finale, absolutely blitzed out of their minds and torturing Jay Leno on live television for one hour.

youtu.be/WeNlbmWppg8?...

20.05.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine being able to say β€œoh my dad? Midichlorians.”

17.05.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CAPTAIN AHAB
(To the tune of "There She Goes")
Tharrrrr... sheeeeee... blows!

04.05.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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