Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷

What!!

Yeah, but everyone pronounces it like sour now, and there's pretty much no going back at this point

The sadly-no-longer-correct pronunciation was DOO-ur. It's not as if pour is pronounced like sour, in this dumb nonsense language, but everyone expected dour to be

"If the opposite of respective is irrespective, then the opposite of regardless must be irregardless!" is math that needs double-checking

Use a wrong word often enough, eventually it ends up in the dictionary, but it doesn't mean I have to obey in advance! I've already conceded the pronunciation of "dour" but I'm still fighting the "should have went" conjugation war

I've grown to accept this grudgingly

Panel from the comic strip Mark Trail depicting a raccoon looking ornery and the caption 'That's editor-talk for "no."' The cartoonist Jules Rivera's signature is in the bottom right.

"grudge" is a noun—to bear a grudge
"grudging" is an adjective—a grudging respect
"grudgingly" is an adverb—she did it grudgingly
"begrudge" is a verb—and I can't begrudge her that
Not interchangeable. There's no such word as "begrudgingly"

My digital copy of LAKE YELLOWWOOD SLAUGHTER is in. Time to get spooky tonight 😏

This is grotesque

Photo of Roll-n-Roaster on Emmons Avenue in Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn

Elaine and Puddy from Seinfeld; Elaine is saying "I had the roast beef"

Sad news for the "HORROR FILM" theater from the Lonely Island's Jizz in my Pants

I mean Manhunt

Not even a joke in the case of Manhunter

Nothing in the rulebook says you can't end a movie this way

rfk jr talks a lot of shit for a guy who looks like the necronomicon

Giancarlo Giannini as a young man wearing a suit in Libido (1965)

Giancarlo Giannini now with a mustache a few years later in The Black Belly of the Tarantula (1971), maybe now you suspect you almost recognize him

Giancarlo Giannini in Man on Fire (2004), now a rumpled middle-aged man with a mustache in a pea-green suit holding a Corona and you're like, oh yeah, that guy

Giancarlo Giannini just two years later with distinguished gray hair and a gray goatee standing next to Daniel Craig in Casino Royale (2006), see, you do know who he is

Giancarlo Giannini
in
Libido (1965)
The Black Belly of the Tarantula (1971)
Man on Fire (2004)
Casino Royale (2006)

*Lake Yellowwood Slaughter…but somehow you've accidentally hit on the original title.

IMO it really benefits enormously from the page-turns in print, but do what you gotta do!

That first panel always made me believe Quitely was watching wrestling. That's a shot from a handheld camera at ringside is what that is

Part II is my least favorite. The entire plot is predicated on Marty being a shithead about the risks of time travel as if his own mother wasn't trying to fuck him LITERALLY THE NIGHT BEFORE

He was cast in the first one to play his actual age in 1955…needed an excuse to ditch the 1985 old-age makeup

LAKE YELLOWWOOD SLAUGHTER is at the printer, and look—our first digital reader!! Thank you Mark!

Fuckin' love Dakota North, we got to use her in the Brubaker/Lark DD run…my favorite bit was that she and Foggy are sneaking around somewhere, his cellphone rings, and she says something like "Turn that phone off, this isn't a movie theater!" implying she takes (maybe even makes) calls at the movies

Promo image for "Stalked by my Doctor" starring Eric Roberts, featuring him peering at woman in a menacing way, with the tagline "When care turns into obsession"

[The Beatles] Stalktor Roberts

Once, a frog and a scorpion met at the edge of a river, and the scorpion said to the frog, "You knew how this story ended the moment it began"

Instead of "mon ami" he calls Cyclops the f-slur

Comic strip art by EC Segar featuring a surprised J. Wellington Wimpy with his hat popping off and a hamburger on a plate floating in front of him, and there's a flute on the table. Wimpy is saying "I tooted the magic flute and look—a hamburger!!"

Literally me

“Mommy, why is that man crying?”

“He’s just overcome with emotion from printing an indie horror comic called LAKE YELLOWWOOD SLAUGHTER, dear.”