Sean Morrissey

A screen shot of a garment from Baldur’s Gate 3 with the name “Simple Jerkin” which is light armor with an armor class of 11. The text also reads “Dark, messy stains line the armholes of the well-used leather breastplate.”

For when things get too complicated there’s always …

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.”

you're out of network, so it'll be $36.20

screenshot of an apple music playlist: 1. They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! - Napoleon XIV 2. All the Small Things - blink-182 3. Main Theme from Baldur's Gate 2: Shadows of Amn - Michael Hoenig 4. Freak On a Leash - Korn 5. Fat - Weird Al 6. Sandstorm (Radio Edit) - Darude 7. Jumper - Third Eye Blind 8. Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen 9. Car Salesman - The Jerky Boys 10. Come Sail Away - Styx

was moved to recreate this absolutely unhinged cd I burned in 8th grade

🎶 IF YOU LIKE EATING BUGS AT MIDNIGHT

Being online these days is just no fun.

It used to be 5 for $5 and now it’s 4 for $10. BIG ROAST BEEF WINS AGAIN.

This event is basically word of mouth, so get your butts down to Star Prairie Berries in New Richmond, WI on Saturday 8/23 for some killer music and hey yours truly will be playing too! Spread the word of FARM PARTY ‘25!

I don’t care about being judged! Exorcist III was better than the original! You know I’m right!

he's right

Nocturne from Baldur’s Gate 3 voiced by Abigail Thorn.

Playing Baldur’s Gate 3 and I’m talking to a character thinking “is that the voice of @theabigailthorn.bsky.social ???” And then finding out it is!

i wonder if when they’re uploading new movies to streaming services if the files are labeled like my documents at work “Movie_Title_(year)_final_FINAL_REALfinalcut_Final001”

Glizzle Von Tramp

I like that desktop PCs no longer look like beige trashcans these days and are more like glowing neon fishtanks. Makes me wonder what they’ll look 20 years from now?

What color is your dicknail?

YouTube video by RedLetterMedia Street Trash - re:View

Street Trash - re:View

hand drawn snake token

we needed a token for a magic deck so my kid made one out of an old card we weren't using

RIP CHUCK MANGIONE

Again I say, GREMLINS 2 RULES!

Tony is short for Toenail.

In a team meeting today we had to explain to the corporate office folks in NJ what cornsweat was.

Saw a post that said it’s “100 days until Halloween” and I was like “cool!” But wanted to make sure it was actually 100 days so I googled it and the AI answer said it’s 103 days but then the top search website said it’s 99 days. I hate AI and the only thing I know for sure is Halloween is on 10/31.

Gremlins 2 rules!

I love this so much.

Got my fit on for a wedding tonight and I look like I’m running for mayor.

Started the day by becoming a sustaining member of PBS and I suggest you do the same.

No that’s Urban Cowboy.

Put Karl Urban in more movies.

A parody of The Sisterhood of the Traveling pants, but it’s about getting your legs burned on hot leather car seats.

Aka:

Papery

I forgot to take that little piece of paper off the sliced cheese before taking a bite of the sandwich I just made.