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@cayman007.bsky.social

Just living the dream, and getting by nicely.

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Latest posts by cayman007.bsky.social on Bluesky

Was Todd there too ?

04.02.2026 07:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I doubt they'll be getting into this country.

04.02.2026 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The only recent employee who ever did their job correctly was Stormy Daniels !

03.02.2026 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do I hear someone flailing away in the pond ? No ?! Oh well....

03.02.2026 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Defeat is a bitter pill to choke on ! Surprised this happened before June.

03.02.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Neither is Darth Vader, but apparently he's been invited to the Bored of Peace.

01.02.2026 07:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So much win ! :)

01.02.2026 06:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Something around a 32 point turnaround.

01.02.2026 06:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even the parrot is projectile vomiting.

01.02.2026 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Meanwhile... in the real world...... oh dear !

01.02.2026 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

July, lie, lie

01.02.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dreaduary
Protest March....

01.02.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, and I thought the only thing that could stop Sabalenka was a tram.

31.01.2026 11:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everytime I hear 'Sir', I think 'bullshit'.

31.01.2026 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As an outsider, the cartoons reach me a days after the 'event'.
They do give off mixed messages.

Left - be shocked as to what's taking place ?

Right - to feel empowered by this image, and want more of it to happen ?

Just an observation.

31.01.2026 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Virus protection not up to date ?

Apologies to those who made that observation before me !

31.01.2026 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It wasn't a good introduction. Not a way to win hearts and minds !

31.01.2026 10:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was just going to mention this. It struck me as a very odd and disrespectful accusation at the time. The word 'projection' has featured a lot in my feeds recently.

31.01.2026 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes we all missed you, but our aim is improving. The Force is strong with you, after all !

31.01.2026 10:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

His time is up alright.

31.01.2026 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's wearing knee pads under that desk.

31.01.2026 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, he lost me at that comment.

31.01.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Most fans probably wouldn't get past the airports. If you do make it in, match tickets aren't cheap, and hotel rates have skyrocketed for the event. Price gouging... that's the term.

The tournament should go ahead, but move the US matches north and south during this period of instability.

30.01.2026 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Arrest them as foreign agents. Set an example.

30.01.2026 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FAFO.... Is that what they say ?

30.01.2026 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He should recuse himself from golf.... I mean his job.

30.01.2026 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Loom bands... finger spinners... AI (slop)...

What's the next exciting trend ?

30.01.2026 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or to quote Monty Python:

Your Majesty is like a stream of bat's piss.... You shine out like a shaft of gold, when all around is dark.

Your Majesty is like a dose of the clap.... (applause breaks out).

30.01.2026 08:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Golden Toilet Age.

30.01.2026 08:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Could he ask him to GTFO of Ukraine ? Imagine what a legacy that would be !

Oh that's right.... I'm dreaming.

30.01.2026 08:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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