Ed T.

a woman in a silver armor stands in front of a crowd of people Alt: a woman in a silver armor stands in front of a crowd of people

I remember when that was just a joke about how dumb Bill and Ted were.

I’m still willing to vote for the best candidate, and for a few cycles I naively looked for Repubs that would qualify. Now I don’t expect them to. Anyone who would even consider going along with what we currently have in Washington is automatically out for me.

This is exactly me. I’m still not a member of any party, and would vote either way up until the Tea Party showed up. Been voting straight blue ever since.

I could play 1-on-1 with an NBA player, and the projection would be I score 0 points. But he gets so bored playing defense against me because he doesn’t even have to try, he gets caught daydreaming and I manage to make a layup. I lose 120-2. I beat projections, but I still got whooped.

The downside: you may accidentally see “Melania.”

Let’s see if I’m following. ICE murdered someone for expressing their 1st Amendment rights. Now they’ve murdered someone for expressing their 2nd Amendment rights. Are they just making their way through the Bill of Rights? Will they continue through all of the Amendments?

During several of these Republicans’ rambling BS wastes of time, I’ve found myself shouting at them, “Are you a broken pencil, or do you have a point?”

He has dementia
He thinks he runs the whole world
He’s a piece of shit
#Haiku

Narrator: “They were not.”

Kristi Noem’s crusty gnome

a man in an antman costume says " awesome " Alt: a man in an antman costume says " awesome "

His Pym particles ran out.

His ICE vehicle is a go-kart.

Gestapo Mini-Me

He’s there representing the Lollipop Guild.

a man in a blue shirt is sitting on a couch with a tv land logo in the corner Alt: a man in a blue shirt is gingerly sitting on a couch with a tv land logo in the corner

🤣🤣🤣

I meant to bring that up too. Was his internal bleeding miraculously cured the same way TACO’s ear grew back?

ICE agent who shot Renee Good suffered internal bleeding, officials say Jonathan Ross, who shot Renee Good in Minneapolis last week, suffered internal bleeding after the incident, two officials said, though it's not clear how extensive the bleeding was.

Internal bleeding? Really? From what? Was it in his hand from pulling the trigger too hard?

I also notice a number of headlines on this referring to the murderer as being “hit” by Good’s car. We all saw the video. He was never hit.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Same. Wish I could’ve seen him live when I had the chance.

YouTube video by HomeReality YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS - George Carlin

“That’s all we’ve ever had in this country is a Bill of Temporary Privileges.”
— George Carlin

He knew it several years ago, and would probably not be surprised by where we are now. youtu.be/hWiBt-pqp0E?...

Tr*mp supporters don’t know what the Venezuelan flag looks like.

Just to point out to Secretary Puppykiller, who is labeling the murder victim as a domestic terrorist: most Americans know what terrorism looks like. We always imagine masked men threatening and killing innocent people with guns and other weapons.

Which one does this sound like?

The “government’s” response to ICE murdering a US citizen just proves that if you something they don’t like, they’ll label it “domestic terrorism” and kill you.

The thing about the US illegally invading Venezuela and stealing their oil is, Tr*mp is in the Epstein files.

If someone tells you to think independently, and then you do, did you really do it?

I wake up this morning to see that America has illegally invaded another country and kidnapped its president, most likely to distract from the Epstein files and to steal oil.

Can other countries come in and arrest our criminal president now?
Can Ukraine directly attack Putin?

Scrubs Jd GIF Alt: Scrubs Jd GIF

Am I the only one who, when Zohran Mamdani speaks, you hear Zach Braff?

Crazy, that was also TACO’s and Epstein’s stance in general.

The headline misspelled “Little Girls”