Chad

“It’s about time we had a right-wing take on episode summaries of Lost.” Heather Yellen, Newspaper Bagger

Elon Musk Launches Grokipedia To Compete With Wikipedia
https://theonion.com/elon-musk-launches-grokipedia-to-compete-with-wikipedia/

Alan Moore knows the score

I always get drawn back to Al Gore telling voters that he’d only raise taxes on the top 1% and then after the election a poll showed that something like 20% of voters thought they were in the top 1% and another 20% thought they would be in the next five years. Just a total tragic disconnect.

Maaaaan, this. So much this. Every time there's any kind of actual in-depth survey we find that the American people are *abysmally* ignorant about even the most basic political facts, but the pundit class just immediately forgets & proceeds with political analysis based on subtle policy differences.

The way he rubs his inhumanity in Americans” face never ceases to stun me.

He’s illegally refusing to pay food stamp benefits…

…while he throws a ridiculously over the top Gatsby party for his right wing millionaire and corporate friends.

On *paper*, yeah I can see how it'd be a fun enough idea to do a "from prototype to final product copy" themed package. But, at some point you'd think they'd take a step back and say "This is nothing."

I'll be keeping eyes for the cell Prime on Ebay for hopefully reasonable prices, but that's it.

ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

BREAKING: Two US federal judges have ruled that the Trump administration's decision to suspend food-aid benefits during the government shutdown is likely unlawful and officials must use contingency funding to make SNAP possible during this time.

this is the most singularly French "dudes rock" story I have ever read

this guy was 77! and yet no Frenchman may die, apparently, while there is still wine to drink

Do you think Dracula ever forgets his coffin is shut and sits up and hits his head?

So ... pretty much everyone in the administration that's been in and out of the White House since construction began is going to die choking on their own blood someday?

Neat!

I’m not going to take the turkey out of the freezer until it’s defrosted.

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.

“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

In 2012 The AV Club decided to shutter their city-specific sites, and simply delete the sites themselves, with the YEARS worth of writing and history just thrown away. I was the Denver/Boulder city editor at the time. I am still Big Mad about it, 13+ years later.

Report: Americans Most Physically Active When Getting Comfy

Report: Americans Most Physically Active When Getting Comfy https://theonion.com/report-americans-most-physically-active-when-getting-c-1819579560/

Reminder: Republicans are more concerned with protecting pedophiles than protecting the American people.

Day 30 of the shutdown and the pedophile protection party only cares about ensuring the Epstein files are not released.

1 year from now on eBay: Grey Resin-esque Optimus Prime for sale. No, not stolen. Yes, still $325.

Hey everyone, here's a real simple way to disable "Super Resolution" on your channels:

• YouTube Studio
• Settings
• Channel
• Advanced settings
• Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance visual quality"
• Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance audio quality"

Employee Totally Crushes Presentation Of Idea That Will Soon Bankrupt Company

Employee Totally Crushes Presentation Of Idea That Will Soon Bankrupt Company https://theonion.com/employee-totally-crushes-presentation-of-idea-that-will-1819579606/

Meme of Jesus being hated for telling the truth. The truth being that Lootcrate Optimus is good.

Lootcrate Optimus truthers have finally been vindicated.

Oh... GOD. I was so focused on the faux-fusion cannon that I hadn't even noticed that the hips are literally clipping with the legs! WTF?!

Are we thinking, what, AI designed model that was then 3D printed?

“They’ll feel better about it when they see all the nickel we’re extracting.” Kimi Fredrickson, Antiquities Duster

Report: Half Of All Uncontacted People Could Be Wiped Out In Next Decade https://theonion.com/report-half-of-all-uncontacted-people-could-be-wiped-out-in-next-decade/

Economists: Hope Your Heart Wasn’t Set On A House WASHINGTON—In an effort to manage the American people’s expectations, officials at the National Association for Business Economics announced Wednesday that they hoped your heart wasn’t set on a house....

Economists: Hope Your Heart Wasn’t Set On A House

Another one from the dead bird site.

Megatron as he appeared in Dark Cybertron and a handful of MTMTE flashbacks.

Megatron as he appeared throughout MTMTE and LL.

Pharma would definitely be on my list, but to play off one of your suggestions: would it be greedy to suggest BOTH Autobot Megatrons? 😅

RT Next Year: I am introducing The Drift Queen.

You can hem-and-haw about what's done the most irreparable damage to our country/the world, but Boomers' fundamental inability to draw connections between events is definitely in the Top 10.

Trump-hating Boomers: God I hate Trump. How can he keep getting away with this?!

Everyone else: Did you vote for Reagan?

Trump-hating Boomer: Well yes, but I don't see what that has to do with anything.

Everyone else: Exactly.