Mr Onion-Bucket

The argument is that you verify yourself using your email address - with card, a photo etc. then you only need your email address on the app. But it’s really not true.

Also, a photo proves bugger all! It only takes one kid at school to convince the AI he’s 18 and he does everyone’s!

Lisa Nandy used to be chair of Labour Friends of Palestine

OK, so naked running.

Apparently this means running without GPS, music and any other tech.

I wish I knew this an hour ago.

Chips! Chips and more chips!!

Sat there tonight squeezing the bum of a 22 year old while swooning over a 56 year old. Life is good!

“There are no gay/trans kids” - so how do you explain that back in 1989 when “Scott” was on neighbours, a 4 year old Shawn knew he wanted to cuddle him? He didn’t understand sex, but he knew there was this “thing” for a “boy”?

Whenever I see him live I’m transported back to 1989. FUCK TERFs!!

A product on a shelf at Sainsbury’s: FUN SPONGE

They’ve named a product after you in Sainsbury’s.

Noise complaints are killing London’s pubs We mapped the dozens of pubs forced to shut early or that faced closure last year due to everything from “faint giggles” to “constant honking” from cars.

'around 1% of the city’s 3,470 total pubs, ended up running afoul of licensing hearings in just a single year'

what a thoroughly depressing read

there can't be many forms of nimby more insufferable than those who move next to pubs and then complain about the existence of pubs

Anyway, here is a big fuck off bear trying to be a slut and only having his modesty saved because of some coke (and the fact he doesn’t actually have balls, a cock or a hole)

Need to use this app more. Because the other one is really fucking awful.

Yes! Now we’re talking!

We’ve moved on from NFL and now I’m getting men with big butts. This is much better!

Why does this app show me NFL content in about 50% of the stuff it shows me? I have zero interest in American football.

can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no

I’ve won again!!! £2.40 this time!

It’ll be to prevent people scamming him. If he send it in one parcel and you claim they haven’t been delivered and he only has one proof of delivery, you get a refund. This way he’ll have 3 proofs of delivery for 3 parcels.

Fuck I forgot to cancel my free uber eats thingy. So to make it worthwhile I'm now going to have to order half a dozen takeaways this month.

Ah well.

What about those of us who are now in our 40s?! Are we forgotten? 😭

In a country where the exchange rate gets you about 120,000 of them for £1!

I’m a millionnaire!!!

I decide my wit and charm was too much to be contained to twitter. So here I am to spread my joy (and anger, and bitterness!)

age yourself with your first computer