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The British:

A recipe by Benjamin Zephaniah

Serves 60 million

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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

Macron now his July election has backfired

This is grim & dangerous over reach.

This is a government that have lost the moral argument & are still selling arms to Israel. Now further cracking down on dissent.

Absolutely the opposite of what they should be doing - so of course this is what the Labour Government choose.

younger me asking older me what the future is like: well we don’t have flying cars, but billionaires and presidents are implicated in a paedophile ring

mandatory advice for 21st century living

2025, So Far I wish I had a time machine so I could go back in time and talk to my dad in 1988, just before I was born, and tell him what it’s like to live in the future. I’d tell him all the amazing things that a...

This final post from Kaleb Horton is very beautiful and hits hard. This is just so sad. RIP.

Govt are introducing a new programme that will cost hundreds of millions of pounds that wasn't in the manifesto, that will clearly make no difference to immigration. In a democracy, we should be able to scrutinise these decisions and how our money is spent. That's not being fearful.

@matthew-wright.bsky.social 👇

Screenshot from Kier Starmer’s Twitter: I know you're worried about the level of illegal migration into this country. •• Digital ID is another measure to make it tougher to work illegally here, making our borders more secure. Ours is a fairer Britain, built on change, not division.

I actually don’t give a fuck about the level of “illegal migration”

Trump’s UN speech was unhinged even by his standards Trump has made his own unreliability - and that of America - impossible to ignore or deny

“Even for Donald Trump, this was not normal. It was not normal for the UN General Assembly. It was not usual for any world leader, elected or not – dictators usually take decades to lose contact with reality in the way Trump appeared to have done today.”

me to the mosquitos

can we get a GLaDOS AI that shit posts about us all

labour should change the narrative by enforcing a national change to the metric system, the flag shaggers will hate that

The Martyrdom of Charlie Kirk Martyrs are used by messianic movements to sanctify violence. To show any mercy or understanding toward the enemy is to betray the martyr and the cause the martyr died defending.

Best take I’ve read on the meaning of he Kirk assassination.

More extraordinary still is the sanitising of Kirk's politics. Kirk was - and this is just a straightforwardly factual statement - a far right activist. And here's a former British Prime Minister not merely mourning his death or condemning his murder but actively *praising* his politics.

It's bad that somebody tried to shoot Trump.

It's bad that somebody shot Charlie Kirk.

And it was bad when crowds broke into the Capitol building chanting that they planned to hang the VP.

This is why pardoning those responsible for political violence is a stupid move. Do you see it now?

it’s political violence when a man opens fire in a school, it’s political violence when an occupying state drops bombs on children, it’s political violence when you set fire to hotels full of people, it’s ALL political violence

Apple’s Airpods Pro 3 use AI (Apple Intelligence) to translate different languages. #AppleEvent 

If two people are conversing in different languages while using them, the device will translate into their preferred language.

Mandeldon should never have been given this position and should certainly be released of it now.

and not two brain cells to rub together

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it

not having a row 13 on a plane? grow up 🙄

It’s a life saver when it comes to SQL queries too, plain english; this is what I want and here is what I have so far

Manchester’s chief flag-raiser has put his people smuggling days behind him Flags protesting unchecked immigration have gone up across the city, led by a man caught smuggling migrants into the country in the back of a van

Great piece on the group behind the manchester st george flag erections, and the kicker is something else manchestermill.co.uk/manchester-f...

Nelly Furtado Sends Message To Body-Shaming Trolls With Epic T-Shirt At Manchester Pride

Yes, Nelly! 👏🏼

if the kids in horror films would just appreciate the character of the old house, and come at it with some positivity, maybe they wouldn’t get haunted/murdered

You can have shit experiences with any airline, but Ryanair is the only one which makes clear that it actively hates you.

oaky I was gonna talk so much shit about Mardis Gras but Nelly Furtado put on the pride of all pride performances, that dust? it’s hers

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