Luigi Salami

Listening to a playlist of Tom Waits songs is like:
Song 1, the most beautiful ballad you've ever heard
Song 2, damn Tom you a freak for this one!!

Mary from Jesus Christ Superstar: 🎶he's a man...🎶
The Pope: hmm okay
Mary: 🎶he's just a man...🎶
The Pope: CHRISTOLOGICAL HERESY

"Cal Kestis is a fully realized Jedi Knight with a suite of powerful force abilities, but our contestant Dana is a paintball enthusiast from Demoines. Will she be able to - oh she's in the Rancor pit!!"

There should be a show like Wipeout but they mimic specific navigation challenges from AAA video games. "In Ghost of Yotei, Atsu is motivated by revenge against Lord Saito and the Yotei Six - will the prize money be enough to motivate Declan to free climb to the Altar of Reflection?"

Jacob Elordi's gonna lose to Delroy Lindo and then win next year for the whitest movie of all time

I can't believe my two favorite bands are playing the same venue within driving distance of me WITHIN A MONTH of each other!!!

One of the problems with being into Fela Kuti is squaring his misogyny with his leftist politics. Another problem is that if the song is boring, it might be 30 actual minutes long.

I'm gonna start doing Philip Glass's "Koyaanisqatsi" at karaoke.

Just survived one of the stupidest things ever

I'm in the club blasting the Riven soundtrack, the vibe is mysterious

This has been the best development of 2025 btw

My star wars OC is a random mid-rim kid who stumbled on an old lightsaber and started a Holonet channel called "Lightsaber Channel" where he just does funny stunts with it.

So when Sonic does it it's fine but when I run around as fast as I can wearing only tennis shoes

I would watch the fuck out of a film adaptation of Left Hand of Darkness, filmed in Iceland, cast with nonbinary actors

yeah they're wicked cool now

one time someone got me so mad that I kidnapped them and gave them a tattoo of a cool snake on their neck, in an attempt to "assassinate their personality"

There is simply nothing funnier than the scene from Ocean's 11 where Brad Pitt is in the middle of a heist eating an entire shrimp cocktail.

Do you think pinhead also has pins in his... No I shan't say

I DIDNT DO ANYTHING YOU GUYS I SWEAR

In one week it'll have been fifty years since the SS Edmund Fitzgerald sank into Lake Superior. Half a century.

She's a popstar. Who is a Gazelle.

I organized all my blurays and dvds and it made me so happy, it looks like a big colorful box of candy ☺️

I'm absolutely gobsmacked to find out that Dick Cheney is still alive

Two frames from a scene in Lord of the rings. Frodo, waking up, hears gandalf say "you are in the house of Elrond, and it's 10 o'clock in the morning on October the 24th if you want to know."

It's 10 o'clock in the morning on October the 24th, if you want to know.

Got a work email titled "Are You Ready to Do What Others Won't? The webinar is today!"

I feel like we're living in one of the few dimensions remaining where Mick Foley is still with us

Random idea: an open table legal thriller game. Present each table with a number of clients who are looking for attorneys to represent them, and each case is like a little adventure, with a trial at the end.

Only referring to it as Locktober in work emails

One of my tshirts got holes in it so I got to eat sloppy style tonight, and then when I took it off in front of the kitchen window to throw it in the garbage I felt like that girl from American Beauty

A label on a bedsheet reading "KING TOP OR BOTTOM" cheekily

is my bedsheet propositioning me