Rive Donkey

The fact that Santa Claus, who brings joy and presents the world over, is forced to do his work in a grotto is a sad indictment of our times.

"Grotto" is such an unpleasant word. Who would ever want to be in a grotto

Lesbian Space Princess! It's on Netflix.

Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

Brazilian influencer who defended US immigration crackdown arrested by ICE Trump supporter Júnior Pena falsely claimed migrants being rounded up, including Brazilians, were ‘all crooks’

When you lick the boot but it stomps you anyway www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?

What if the current high price of RAM isn't because of AI, but because of all the people who've moved to Windows 11 and had to buy more RAM because their computers are running like shit?

@microsoft.com Yo, Windows 11 SUCKS. Literally a slower, crappier version of Windows 10. Why??

A SKILLETON TRYEN TO RELLAX IN THERE HABITAT WHILE DA COMPUTER IS SCREAMEN "SHIT!!!" AND "DAMB" AND DA TEXT SAYS "NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHAT SOULD BE DONE ABOUT ALL OF THIS" AND THERE RIGHT , CURIOUSLY ALL TERM'S OF SERVICE OF ALL ELECTRONIC DEVICES PROHIBIT YOU FROM SAYING WAHT SHOULD HAPPEN IN DA WORLD WHEN SHIT GETS BAD, OF COURSE IF YOU WANT TO TYPE "LETS GO SHOPPING" OR "NO BREAD TIME TO EAT CAKE" ITS NEVER A PROBLEM ,COINCIDENCE I GUESS, JUST REMEMBER LAWS ARENT REAL, TRESPASSING CAN NOT POSSIBLY BE A CRIME AS FAR AS HEAVENS CONCERNED, AND WE WALK DAILY ACROSS THE BONES OF THE 100,000,000,000 PEOPLE WHO CAME BEFORE US ,BUT IM STILL KICKEN ASS MOTHER FUCKER, AND IM GONNA EAT A LOW QUALITY PIZZA LATER, ONE OF THE LAST GOOD DAMB THINGS THATS STILL LEGAL TO DO ON THIS SHIT PLANET - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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What the Vengaboys were actually saying is, the Vengabus is *calming*. It exerts a soothing influence on all who ride it.

5 MINUTES AFTER iNVENTION OF WHEEL bro, literally tho bro, the whole world is a wheel, turning round and round, an endless cycle of seasons and lives and realms--it all keeps turning, and it all keeps coming back around 5 MINUTES AFTER iNVENTION OF BOOKS bro, literally tho bro, the whole world is a book, God is The Author of Being and he writes our names in the Book of Life. In the beginning was THE WORD, bro. You see bro?? 5 MiNUTES AFTER iNVENTION OF COMPLEX GEARS bro, literally tho bro, the whole world is mechanical, God is The Divine Watchmaker, and the planets spin along predetermined paths according to the turning of cosmic gears! It's all just predictable mechanical paths from creation to here! 5 MiNUTES AFTER iNVENTION OF COMPUTERS bro, i think i just figured something out-

A good meme to send people who are convinced we live in a computer simulation.

DA SKELATEN LOOKIN WIERD BECAUSE THEY DONT KNOW HOW TO MOVE THERE BODY OR WHERE TO PUT THERE ARMS , AND IT SAYS " ACTED NORMAL DURING SMALL TALK, DONT KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED, IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN " SORRY FOR DOING THIS NOW YOUR GONNA THINK IM NORMAL, AND I AINT EVER GONNA LIVE UP TO THAT ONE,,, IF HALF YOUR LIFE IT FEELS LIKE YOUR WATCHIN SOMEONE ELSE DO ALL YOUR STUFF FOR YOU FROM INSIDE YOUR BODY , AND YOUR NOT REALLY IN CONTROL OF IT, ARE U THE ONLY ONE IN THERE? IF YOUR NOT CONTROLLING YOUR BRAIN OR BODY THEN WHERE ARE YOU????? WHO IS THE OTHER GUY????????????????????? THERES MORE TO THIS EXISTANCE THAN WE KNOW, AND IF IM WRONG THEN TELL ME WHY I KNOW IT WOULD IMPROVE MY LIFE TO DO MY CHORE'S AND MY DO DO LIST BUT I NEVER DO ANY OF THEM BUT I ALSO GET MAD AT MY SELF FOR IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.

OK, having heard a report on some AI bracelet which is always recording audio with the idea that you could go back and audit your day's interactions or ask it questions about what you did that day...

look if you actually want this I think you're forgetting what it means to be human.

Complete waste to have an AI actress who just looks like a regular human. We already have those. She should have a hand growing out of her face or something

Open Social — overreacted The protocol is the API.

i wrote about atproto and why it matters

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense

I feel seen.

When you think about it, a canned drink is just a burrito with an aluminium tortilla and liquid filling.

Google's Gemini AI tells a Redditor it's 'cautiously optimistic' about fixing a coding bug, fails repeatedly, calls itself an embarrassment to 'all possible and impossible universes' before repeating 'I am a disgrace' 86 times in succession

I'll admit, I was skeptical when they said Gemini was just like a bunch of PhDs. But I gotta admit they nailed it.

I thought you meant Freakier Friday (which I haven't seen) and for a moment I thought I'd been wildly misinformed about what the movie was about.

HELL I AINT REMEBERING NEW WORDS AT THIS POINT ITS ALL TWEETS AND RETWEETS TO ME, ANY WAY A GRINGING SKLETON SAYS " IM PRETTY SURE I ALL I NEED TO FIX MY LIFE IS A COOL SWORD" AND BEHIND THEM YOU CAN SEE THE FLAMMING SWORD OF THERE DREAMS, WHEN WE SEE DA 3-D WORLD WITH OUR TWO EYES BUT THEN YOU CAN SEE OTHER SHYT IN A SPECIAL SPACE IN YOUR MIND ONLY , IS THAT NOT "DA THIRD EYE " ???? IS THAT NOT THE EYE WHICH YOU USE TO SEE WHEN SLEEPING ? WHEN YOU GET DOWN IN A MICROSCOPE AND START TALKIN ELECTRONS AND PROTONS THE WHOLE DAMB WORLD IS MADE UP OF EMPTY SPACE EXCEPT FOR LITTLE PEACES OF SHIT THAT ROTATE, SO THE FACT THAT YOU CANT SEE THROUGH A WALL IS A MATTER OF LUCK ON THE WALLS PART, WHEN YOU SIT IN A CHAIR IT IS ONLY BY DIVINE GRACE TAHT YOU DO NOT FALL THROUGH IT OR WORSE, COMBINE WITH THE CHAIR,,, WERE A BUNCH OF DUMB SHITS RIPPIN THROU SPACE ON A PLANET THATS MOSTLY COVERED IN SALT WATER, SO MY ASSERTION THAT A SWORD WOULD FIX ALL MY SHIT AINT EVEN FAR FETCHED. THE SKELETANS ASSERTION I MEAN . YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN . LATER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Somehow I misread "cocking their spaceguns" as "cooking their spacepenguins". There's a free bit of alien world-building for you.

There should be a corner at Home Depot where a guy with a table saw will slice you off custom lengths of hot dog from an infinite hot dog coming out of the wall

A SKELITON IN HELL WHOSE SAYIN "EVERY FUCKING DAY I WAKE UP AND CHECK THE NEWS AND ALL OF THESE MOTHER FUCKERS ARE STILL ALIVE ,SO WHAT DA FUCK" AND THERE RIGHT, I HAVE MANY MORE THOUGHT'S ON THIS AT patreon.com/dasharez0ne , NOT EVERY THING CAN BE POSTED IN PUBLIC - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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I'm old enough to remember when being an absolute sack of shit was at least kinda embarrassing.

A SKELITON WHO SAYS " I WILL NEVER HUSTLE - I DONT EVEN WANT TO BE HERE - WHY WOULD ANY ONE WORK HARDER",,, DA ENTIRE IDEA OF "GRIND CULTURE" AND "HUSTLE CULTURE" IS PERPETRATED BY DA RULING CLASS AS A WAY TO TELL US THAT IF WERE NOT RICH THAT ITS OUR PERSONAL FAILURE AND NOT LIFE WITHIN A SYSTEM THAT CONCENTRATES WEALTH IN THE HANDS OF FEW!!!!! EVERY BIG PROBLEM LIKE HUNGER, HOUSING, ILLNESS, EDUCATION IS FRAMED AS A FAILING OF DA INDIVIDUAL SO THAT IT BECOMES OUR PROBLEM THAT RENT IS $1999.99 IN EVERY CITY, CANT GO TO COLLEGE WITHOUT STUDENT LOAN'S THAT CAN NEVER BE PAID BACK, CANT TAKE TIM OFF WORK WHEN SICK, AND IF YOU DO GET SICK ITS YOUR FAULT, AND DA WEIRD GUYS WHO PROPAGATE "HUSTLE" AS A MEANS TO GET AHEAD ARE QUIETLY PROMOTED BY MEDIA AS IF TO SAY "EVERYONE AGREES EVERYTHING IS YOUR FAULT" BUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND U KNOW WHAT I AINT DOING SHIT TODAY, SITTING ON A LOG IN DA WOOD'S IS STILL FREE FOR NOW, AND REMEBER THAT ANY THING YOU DO WHERE YOUR NOT PAYIN A CORPORATION TO DO IT IS SOMETHING THEY WANT TO WIPE OUT AT EVERY TURN, ALSO DA ADVERTISING INDUSTRY IS RESPONSIBLE FOR DA CRIMINILIZATION OF "VANDALISM" BECAUSE THEY SEE PUBLIC ART AS COMPETING WITH THEM FOR ADVERTISING SPACE, WELL IM ALMOST OUT OF ROOM SO KEEP KICKEN A$$ OUT THERE AND DONT WORK ANY HARDER THEN THEY MAKE YA - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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