Uncle Ben

Oh yeah! I read that as something very different 😅 I remember watching that movie in the theater with my dad and being grateful so much more happens after that scene so we wouldn't have to talk about it

What

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

counterpoint: with Elon's money i could easily purchase a decommissioned Bradley Fighting Vehicle and modify it into an RV

People like me who rewatch Godzilla movies all the time complaining about stock footage in the late-Showa movies will always make me laugh "oh no, Godzilla scenes I've seen before!"

Like yeah, that's fine. I like seeing Godzilla! I don't care what movie it was filmed for.

so the guy sharing gross transphobic slop with Epstein here is Robert Trivers, the scientist who invented the specious yet popular "parental investment" theory, in which sperm are cheap so men want to f*ck lots of women, but eggs are expensive so women are looking for a man with "good genes"...

Elon Musk tweet: If I actually wanted to spend my time partying with young women, it would be trivial for me to do so without the help of a creepy loser like Epstein and I would still have 99% of my mind available to think about other things. But I don’t.

"I'm so smart I could be a pedophile with no help" is such a flex. Checkmate losers.

Confessions of A Shy Baker is in the BL genre allegedly but literally everyone is an adult. Even their straight friends are childless. There are a lot of very cute and well drawn puppies, though. Also, the main couple haven't even kissed in a panel yet we've been told who's the bottom lol

I got the latest book in the only manga series I read and my gay blorbos made their relationship official in the city's family registry AND when they visited the reserved one's parents they referred to all of them as a family and I REALLY wanted to see a proposal cos everyone kept asking about it 😭

I'm catching up on Doctor Who and I'm little over halfway through Gatwa's first season and I'm loving it. Ruby and 15 are having so much fun but also, somehow, acknowledging just how traumatic their experiences are. The supernatural elements are fun but it's a sci-fi show, I hope they change that

This image is strikingly similar to the famous photo of a young Dilma Rousseff in front of a Brazilian military court also too cowardly to show their faces.

Columbo: You say that your brother, Niles, drank the poisoned sherry at dinner, before you arrived.

Frasier: Yes, Lieutenant, that's right.

Columbo: But surely your brother would know that sherry is a dessert wine.

Frasier: ...

Columbo: You *did* arrive in time for dessert, didn't you, Doctor?

Stop signs only exist because cars are incredibly dangerous. Also, in many cities, cyclists are allowed to move through intersections without stopping at stop sign or red lights if they're going slow enough to see that the intersecting road is clear and they're safe to proceed

The Fellowship of the Ring leave Rivendell

Your annual reminder that THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING is a Christmas movie (The Fellowship leave Rivendell on Christmas Day).

Sigourney Weaver Text: THERE IS NO XMAS ONLY YULE

ONLY YULE

all I want for Christmas is the ability to remotely induce heart attacks in other people using my mind

Are you saying I-80 through Nebraska is less boring and flat than I-70 through Kansas?

The greatest movie ever made is FREE on Youtube btw

How to fix soccer:

1. The field is too big, shrink it.

2. Too many players on the field. Limit it to two.

3. Paint the field in a black-and-white grid.

4. The ball is replaced by pure positional advantage.

5. Pawns everywhere.

Most Coldwater residents voted for these men. Whether they realize it or not, they’re getting what they wanted. On Election Day, they chose cruelty. #ksleg

Like I've said before, if you have any doubts about climate change, just go to a super-boring insurance conference and listen to the super-boring panels where they dryly talk about the growing threat of disasters so catastrophic and unpredictable in scope they simply cannot be insured at any price.

i was in the top 0.02% of his listeners this year

New age verification rule causes Pornhub to shut down access in Missouri Catherine Hanaway talks to reporters on Aug. 19 after being announced as the state’s next attorney general (Jason Hancock/Missouri Independent) Pornography sites that wish to operate in Missouri must ...

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Afghan man who helped the U.S. fight the Taliban finally released from ICE detention in Missouri An Afghan man who fled the Taliban has been released from a Missouri immigration detention facility following a federal judge’s ruling. Mohammad Ali Dadfar had been held in the Greene County Jail in S...

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The Speculative Century (pejorative)

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”

Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”