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Pagos Æperion Volkor

@pagosvolkor.bsky.social

Abdl Furry, Monarch of Kink, and self proclaimed fae king, moonlighting as a philosophy BA wielding, d&d dice slinging, sketch/improv comic in so cal. 33 He/They. And of course, please be 18+

113 Followers  |  262 Following  |  888 Posts  |  Joined: 18.10.2023  |  2.3023

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Platinum medal for doggo

18.02.2026 18:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trubbish in a territory with heavy street level crime syndicates. And now they’re ghost type with body parts sticking out.

18.02.2026 18:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is it wrong that I find this one kind of hot

16.02.2026 18:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And it sucks most cuz one of them is covered by insurance.

16.02.2026 18:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hate when I’m responding to a post and then I look and see it’s been reposted and it’s from like months ago

15.02.2026 03:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Damn. I didn’t expect to be crying in my car in Valentine’s Day

15.02.2026 02:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Then by all accounts hypnotize me for literally any reason

15.02.2026 02:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The person you use it on

15.02.2026 02:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Something something changes something something fingers. I’m to tired to fill in the rest of the joke.

14.02.2026 20:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck AI. Let’s go FaeI

Fae intelligence will give you something just as trippy but one hundred percent artistic

14.02.2026 20:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes. I did my first play through all paint

14.02.2026 06:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Perfect. I meant perfect and beautiful.

13.02.2026 05:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Percent and beautiful

13.02.2026 05:01 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You should have more than enough from me

12.02.2026 07:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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12.02.2026 07:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If I return to baby, I can’t partake in capitalism and capitalism loses a supporter. If we all go back to baby…

12.02.2026 07:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You say cursed I say one up it with glowing cocks and tits.

12.02.2026 07:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve always said that puppetry as an art form would have faded with out Jim Henson. But that also means puppetry kink is also alive and well cuz of him.

12.02.2026 07:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Litterally me. I laugh at a lot of stuff. I’m playing 5d chess with comedy unintentionally.

12.02.2026 07:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh no… Atleast you’re adorable while doing it

11.02.2026 19:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s just a good old fashion hard reboot. That resets everything for everyone.

11.02.2026 19:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I personally want tacos. And if those tacos turning me I to a drooling diapered funny for a daddy, then So be it.

11.02.2026 19:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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11.02.2026 01:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Merci. I try to be

11.02.2026 01:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not low enough to stop the dad jokes though

10.02.2026 23:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I do enjoy being. Dad sometimes. But my daddery charge is low

10.02.2026 23:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Definitely wasn’t being a dumb bay wizard the other night.

10.02.2026 23:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is true. Littles are a dime a dozen. Switches are fairly populated but they don’t often get to recharge their batteries. And then true caretakers. Rarities. Each one.

10.02.2026 23:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I realize my language was not very clear there. My apologies.

10.02.2026 23:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh, that’s my marketing campaign when I’m seeking a caretaker. When I need a baby, all I gotta do is hold out my hand and let a little one naturally find their way to Papa Pagos.

10.02.2026 23:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

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