Brooke(Muscle Mommy Milkers?!)

For. Fucking. Real.
My wife prefers working from home because better internet speeds, less interruptions, and the 40 minute drive each direction is awful on her narcolepsy

Similarly, Ryan Gosling as Young Hercules

Be kind. But not naive.

Be compassionate. But not complicit.

They are not the same.

Two panels from HAWKGIRL: ONCE UPON A GALAXY by Jadzia Axelrod, Amancay Nahuelpan, Adriano Lucas, Alex Guimarães, Carrie Strachan, and Hassan Otsmane-Elhaou. In the first, Galaxy and Kat, now in their early twenties, hold their heads close "You always think I'm a hero, Kat." "'Cause you always are," Kat responds. In the second panel, they kiss passionately.

Three panels from Two panels from HAWKGIRL: ONCE UPON A GALAXY by Jadzia Axelrod, Amancay Nahuelpan, Adriano Lucas, Alex Guimarães, Carrie Strachan, and Hassan Otsmane-Elhaou. In the first panel, Galaxy is pinned to the ground by some Talons. Her eyes are glowing. Galaxy says "Unff! Do you owl-guys your bodies contain an extremely conductive metal? It’s like fairy lights all through your muscle fibers." In panel 2, the Talons lurch back, stunned as electricity sparks around their bodies. Galaxy starts to get up, pleased with herself. "That’d be really dangerous if anyone, oh, I don’t know, increased the amperage of your body’s natural electrical signals," she says. In panel 3, Vulpecula watches Galaxy use her powers on the Talon, a new scheme already forming in her mind. "Well, now," Vulpecula says "Aren’t you talented?"

Be Gay Fight Crime

This, but bath and makeup before work

From the thumbnail it does look like a mix of tepid chat and requests for variety of pulses, but WOOF

ALSO LMAO AT GOOGLE INDEXING THE CHAT LOGS HOLY SHIT

That's a good sign to tap. 🧡🧡🧡

Every time someone complains that sapphics are winning or succeeding too much, I kill off another male character to prevent him from rising above the background and add another lesbian to my book.

The only thing I could think of when rambling about it earlier was someone telling it to pulse at a particular interval and raise intensity over time?

Consequences I yearn to hear

It sucks that remote access to a device meant to make me leak has itself a leaking problem

"I'm here now, so you aren't, anymore"

I was a shield gun girl, but also enjoyed the occasional zoom instagib match

I often find myself thinking about UT2k4...

HEEEEELLLLLLL YESSSSSS
I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT! 🧡🧡🧡

Thank goodness they added drafts to minecraft

My brain derails immediately to "Ooh I love her leggings"

I feel like my mute words have done a pretty good job in reducing the number of fuckawful attempts to spur the disk horse into yet more squabbling over labels, and yet somehow still there's waves of weird goalpost shit going on.

I know we gotta find our fun where we can, but woof.

01: A girl labeled 'Artists' is holding a drawing tablet and pen under her arm. She is wearing round glasses and a blue sweatshirt. She has messy dark-brown hair and a brown skin-tone. She says "We don't really wanna MAKE A.I. art." 02: A guy labeled 'Art Enjoyers' holds his hand out while speaking. She is wearing a purple and yellow hawaiian shirt with a floral pattern over a white t-shirt, and has red hair and a light skin-tone. He says "We don't really wanna SEE A.I. art." 03: Behind them both, there is a cute girl in a business suit with a pink tie. She is blushing a bit and has pink eyeshadow, and looks upset. Her messy shoulder-length hair is parted in the middle, and held by two hairclips: one that looks like a red arrow pointing down, and one that looks like a green arrow pointing up. She says "Um ... I-Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?" She is labeled 'Shareholders'. 04: She puffs up her cheeks and pouts, a tear is on the verge of falling from one of her eyes. 'Artist Enjoyers' Guy is now in front of her yelling "AH!! SHAREHOLDERS-CHAN!!" while 'Artists' Girl is in front of her yelling "WE'RE SORRY WE HURT YOU!!!!"

Hilariously, I gave myself golfer's elbow doing low-bar sumo squats 🤭

A new addition to the Date Everything game on steam?

But my elbow is still injured 😭

If I'd been a lot more informed when I went about deciding on my hobby sport to play to reinforce my fledgling gym habit, I would have gone into sumo wrestling but I am also aware that isn't the point of this ._.

THEY GAVE YOU A FUCKING FADE ON YOUR CIRCUMCISION??? holy shit dude i wish you guys could see this. it's fucking crazy down there

Good luck to your wrist
Also there's a guest room

Apparently not.
Ugh

I need a sadist to Theragun my back and ass until either of us safewords
😅👉👈

Was gonna say something similar lmao

...I can only count to 2
Savage raider in FFXIV, btw

Sex toy maker Lovense caught leaking users' email addresses and exposing accounts to takeovers | TechCrunch A security researcher went public after the sex toy maker asked for more than a year to fix the vulnerabilities, which leak users' private email addresses and allow for accounts to be hijacked.

1. Apparently lovense has been leaking people's private information including email and other identifying things since 2023
2. They claimed to have fixed back then, but oops jk lol
2. They also integrated chatgpt with several of their products ALSO in 2023

How am I just learning about this now?!