Brooke(Bespoke Artisanal Muscle Mommy)

my opinion on this thing about hasan's dog kaya is that when she was jumping on me i feel like i would've noticed a shock collar lmao

Oh shit I can help pick those up 😨

I'm gonna love your walkin' taco so hard it becomes the creamery 💀

fanart of Aphrodite from Hades 2, wearing a modern days outfit - purple micro jean shorts, pink crop top -, lots of jewelry (necklaces, rings, earrings, ankle bracelet), her hands joined on her knees, sitting, her luscious hair floating behind her, her eyes shining pink, smiling also flower & heart tattoos on both her arms

love goddess

There's no sense in setting up a scene for this sort of conversation if it DOESN'T include a proper table setting, which would make me a poor hostess if there wasn't an electric kettle and variety of teas available!

Blades for billionaires
Fingering for femmes

a platform we can all get behind

I assume same as where the chair came from

Achieving orgasm without having to engage with the parts of me that are incongruent? 👉👈

A strong recommendation for having her fingers inside of you. 10/10 would do again

Stand taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall my friiiiiiieeeeend

Oh no, I'm the secret second killer 💀

*[LULUYAM BLASTS ON THE STEREO]*

GET IN BABE, WE'RE DOING A CIVIL UNREST

Anonymous asked 'Hey so, I only discovered your page a little bit ago, but I am someone that spent much of her life in physical hobbies, mostly sports, and in the Fiore longsword practice. My hip and back suffered damage on a job, state decided my job didn't have to cover, etc ., usual sob story, anyway I gained weight. I gained 250 pounds. I have only lost 150.I am now, and have been for a few years, a fat woman with muscle hidden under there. I have not felt beautiful. My wife tells me I am, my friends tell me I am, I can't believe them. Looking at your work has genuinely made me more confident, I have started wearing dresses and skirts again, I've started wearing more revealing clothing. Genuinely you have made me able to feel beautiful again and l'm very grateful for that. Please draw more fat women and put them in the tightest dresses you can find. Thank you. ou smell great today. I love boobs." Puzzled-artist replied: "Thank you so much for the kind words ;w; Im very happy to hear my art can have that effect and 1 wish you the best I love boobs too #1 just want people to be happy in their bodies #fwether thats as is or if they have something they're working towards #and I try to have that come through in my art as best as I can #so this means a lot"

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Also thank you for your hot women with larger bodies 🥹👉👈

Anonymous asked 'Hey so, I only discovered your page a little bit ago, but I am someone that spent much of her life in physical hobbies, mostly sports, and in the Fiore longsword practice. My hip and back suffered damage on a job, state decided my job didn't have to cover, etc ., usual sob story, anyway I gained weight. I gained 250 pounds. I have only lost 150.I am now, and have been for a few years, a fat woman with muscle hidden under there. I have not felt beautiful. My wife tells me I am, my friends tell me I am, I can't believe them. Looking at your work has genuinely made me more confident, I have started wearing dresses and skirts again, I've started wearing more revealing clothing. Genuinely you have made me able to feel beautiful again and l'm very grateful for that. Please draw more fat women and put them in the tightest dresses you can find. Thank you. ou smell great today. I love boobs." Puzzled-artist replied: "Thank you so much for the kind words ;w; Im very happy to hear my art can have that effect and 1 wish you the best I love boobs too #1 just want people to be happy in their bodies #fwether thats as is or if they have something they're working towards #and I try to have that come through in my art as best as I can #so this means a lot"

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Also thank you for your hot women with larger bodies 🥹👉👈

[ Healthy reframing 🧵 ]

For Whitefolk, this is the first time many have felt this politically hopeless.

Hope is White intergenerational privilege—hopelessness is Black intergenerational trauma.

White hopelessness is cyclical, ours is structural. What they see as deviation, we know as its norm.

I like by butts like I like my rope play: soft, round, and capable of cutting off my air supply

hell makes even just the transbian couple 😭😭😭

I have, but it's been a few months 🧡

Your Oregon is fine
And your voice is lovely

Or-ree-gone
Or-ree-gun
Basically a variety of odd vowel sounds or a full middle syllable altogether

Here we go:

Oregon

That's Ranked Competitive Breast Growth, again 🤭

1h19m31sto compile, but zen browser is now installed

Android and cyborg upgrade options, I beg of the universe
Mechanic x Android such a good dynamic

I legit thought this was a commissioned work of @thorn.d-7th.com until I read the caption

Probably, but he also said "trendsgender" in an email

Our learned behaviors and responses are a fuck, and it'd be cool if it was easier to remap.
...and if people I enjoy didn't live with chronic pain

I'm a "hold on to situations and people and try to fix things well after the Titanic is firmly on the bottom of the Atlantic" type. Eventually I'll burn toxic bridges, but I tend to take a bad thing for way past what is reasonable.