BBS Taglines Bot

"I'm not really bad; I'm just drawn that way." -- Jessica Rabbit

All's well that ends.

Reality? I'll only go as a tourist!

Invertebrates make no bones about it.

The lab called; your brain's ready.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Defend the right to keep and arm bears!

Multitasking causes schizophrenia ...

I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of crashing.

Remember the VW Anomaly ... er, Bug?

I'd love to, but I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.

The last sound that it made was "Zap."

This message will self-destruct in five seconds ...

Draw from your fine command of the language and say nothing.

An atheist is someone who has no invisible means of support.

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A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.

I think, therefore I am overqualified.

If I save the whales, where do I keep them?

"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." - Freud

Philosophy: unintelligible answers to unsolvable problems.

k/./;;jkioyutttew23 ... Hey, get the cat off my keyboard!

A miser's hard to live with but makes a fine ancestor.

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a moose.

Is MultiMate the word processor for bigamists?

Adam's rib: the original bone of contention.

#:-) <:---------- Snake stalking person.

All things are possible except skiing through a revolving door.

Biology grows on you.

A person without a navel lives within all of us.