Tim Martin

Now do "Headless Body in Topless Bar" from NY Post ...

So what.

We sure do.

You're back!

This motherfucker himself is a dark moment in history ...

She won't survive this ...

I applaud the cleaning efforts by our new "Day Labor" forces ...

TODAY'S FUN FACT

The tariffs that went into place at midnight, which average a little over 17 percent overall, represent the highest tax Americans will pay on foreign goods since the Great Depression.

This even news anymore?

Let farmers die. This is what they voted for

That's fine. Alabama is garbage. Alabama gets a garbage governor

You mean it wasn't lava?

Could you please tell us which party they belong? Cause if they are MAGA or independent who don't care, why should I?

Yaaaaaaawwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnn

As long as New York, Boston, Los Angeles, and Chicago aren't involved, I'm OK with it ...

Robin ...

If it's common sense political discussion, what the fuck are you doing here?

Well summarized.

Because the road has gone through Florida now for six years running. But living in Lauderdale and rooting for the home team sure has been fun for me these past three years. I don't give a shit if no one else is watching.

Fuck him. Just fuck him. Let's hope his 79th birthday is his last.

Were we watching the same game?
Edmonton came out and played physical. While doing so, the Oilers played right into the Panthers' hands.

OMG! I spit out water, Joyce ...

#TACO HELL

Dear Assclown,
I understand you've asked the FBI to investigate everyone using #TACO. Why are you upset at #TACO? Someone offend you? Do you prefer a burrito over a #TACO?
OK ... no more #TACO from me.
But in case you read this?
Take this #TACO and shove it.

Hugs,
#TACO lover

Happy birthday, Cher.
Parts of her at 79-years-old today. Other parts are 32, 27, 23, 22, 15, 12, 7, 3 and 2 years old.

Says the whore ...

So what.
She can't spend it.
She's dead and gone.
And she deserved it.

PROMISES MADE, EH? ...

Four facts from Assclown's "big, beautiful bill" that the House is working on:

1) It takes 8.6 million Americans off Medicaid
2) It does not ban taxing tips
3) It does not ban taxing overtime
4) It does not ban taxing social security

Y'all got played.
Again.

So if the passes, the next Democratic president can remove the tax-exempt status of churches.
See how this works?

Who was president before Biden? Name rings a bell ...