Nenny to those who know. Jeanette to anyone else.

Came home to this. Exactly my brand of amusement.

I can't get over how unbelievably made for me these are. Iykyk. 💀🧂

Commuter looks.

I do question if this makes me the cheat's hot grandmom.

#Don'tTalkToMeOrMySonEverAgain

I'm counting on it. Neko Atsume, irl edition.

If you build it...will they come?

This is a terrible spot for this. It probably won't stay there.

🫨

It's been A Day™️ for Regional Rail. I'll get home eventually.

Black bumper sticker with yellow text reading: "THINK ABOUT HONKING IF YOU LOVE CONCEPTUAL ART"

One day you’re young and fun then next thing you know you’re downloading an app that identifies what birds are nearby just by listening to them and man this app is awesome

I cannot fathom choosing to harass someone who approached dating differently than you hoped and with whom you agreed to part ways upon discovering that incompatibility. And yet. The harassment persists. Please focus your energy on better things.

Vacation mode.

And in an unexpected twist, it turns out the most punk rock things of all are supporting public broadcasting and patronizing your local library and not cheating on your homework with AI

🙄 I guess I’m two-timing Septa.

Forg.

Another look at yesterday‘s kitten, as a treat.

Found another cat. But this one didn’t want my help. It belongs to nature.

Things I found on my walk today. Kitten is en route to foster.

Jk. I did all 4.

Finished work.
Do I
1. Go to South Street Live
2. Go to the flea market at Eastern State Penitentiary
3. Go to Rittenhouse Spring Festival
4. Go home?

@streetsdept.bsky.social Any idea what this might be?

What did I get at the 🍓 Strawberry Faire last night?
Not strawberry merch. 🍋 🦇

Fashioned the tidepod mothman jack-o’-lantern into a purse for the @darksideburlesque.bsky.social Cryptit show tonight.

With friends like this, who needs dates?

I’m still going on this date, though.

7 new pairs of earrings, for those counting at home.

Accidentally Pierrot. Lookout for this sad clown, World Oddities Expo and Punk Rock Flea Market.

It’s not just me, right? 🎃

Saw some trees today.

Am I going to make my progress worse by trying to cram all the physical therapy homework for my check-in tomorrow to determine if I’ll need another surgery? Maybe.