Zephyr (they/she)

Keep making people the punchline, those same people gonna start a line to punch you

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If I get road head in a Tesla truck, is that considered cyber-sex?

What's up skeeters? 💜

I miss flirting
Fuck depression

About last night... 💜

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Gonna start a wrestling promotion called United Wrestling Underground just for the UWU chants

UPDATE: I was indeed, pretty enough to beat up 😌

Welp, tried poppers
Now, I'll never beat the bottom allegations

Oop I forgot earplugs again
Guess who's gonna be deaf tomorrow 🙃

Am I pretty enough to beat up at the hardcore show? 💜🖤

Reintroduction Thread:

Name: Zephyr
Pronouns: They/She
Location: Central Texas
Passions: wrestling, music, gayming

I am every dog
Yes, even you
If you are dog, I am inside you

"I don't have a type."

*proceeds to fawn over similar girlthings*

A red heart-shaped balloon is tethered to an open, large green dumpster

When you’re a garbage person with a garbage life but you still wanna make friendos

It happens sometimes but, I'm never not surprised when I'm attracted to men.

A boy made me double-take today. A BOY! 😳

Is it a faux pas to bleed on a first date? 🤔

It's certainly uhhh... pogn't 🫂

What's the word for a slut but, instead of sex it's for heartbreak?

Ah, the cognitive dissonance of yearning for someone I know is really bad for me 🙃

sorry i muted you,
your posts are completely unhinged but i still like you

8 years on and I'm only getting worse

🎵Pray for this world
Whatever we get, we fucking deserve🎵

At the building for training early so, I'm running laps around the block 💪🥵

need a cute girl to bully me into going to the gym 🥺🙏

me realising I've never owned a jockstrap and thinking it's time to change that

TIL I've incested 😳

pubbybrain go brrrr!

Started taking my prog again and jdvchkvejkak 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫