Alex F.

Hamate Has No Home Here

Luckily, the teammate she ripped off couldn't shoot for shit.

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Simon is now leading her segment of individual biathlon, meaning the teammate she defrauded is, delightfully, chasing her with a gun.

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IN THE COOL WAY! Like jeans!

That super aggro Russian skater went out to "Now I Wanna Be Your Dog" in 2022, but I guess that was in the Emma Stone Dalmatians prequel?

But for these kids, I can't think of any "mitigating" cultural context--they just think the Offspring rock.

The Georgian rhythmic skate team getting prim, "Oh I don't know about this music," from the announcers over an Offspring medley has redeemed the band, rhythmic skate, and the entire country of Georgia. Incredible.

Still can't believe I got to see these guys without Ink and Dagger at a suspended frathouse in Isla Vista. There were more pedals than audience members (and they just kept on playing to cover for the absence of Philly's Finest).

Oh wait I guess the century had very much turned by that point.

On top of all that, they secured the re-release of Nervous Circuits. Incredible thumbs on the pulse.

Waking up to the realization that @joshgondelman.bsky.social sits at the dead center of my intellectual world, connecting the ragged Flaming Hydra media survivors and the Taskmaster UK comedy mob.

Oh are your intellectual foundations underpinned with Foucault? Well fuck you my dude has better hair.

Ski what thou wilt shall be the whole of law

Dove andiamo noi, non abbiamo bisogno di occhi per vedere.

Oh, ok, Milan is being sucked into hell, I get it.

So is Italian rap primarily softly muttering things then, as far as I can tell, wandering off the front of the stage?

Which is the main thing that makes art suck!

It also perpetuates art-as-object-fetishism!

Also, not going to mention the utter horror that is the Svedka ad?

I don't think I've ever read a journalist be more overtly crushed in soul and spirit by their assignment.

And I will never quash my kneejerk first assumption that they're a minigolf course.

Not just the man for the moment, it would also be extremely, extremely funny for Shapiro to be stuck with Krasner as AG.

This guy needs to be AG when it's time. Also if you're new to Larry this is Unkillable Larry Krasner. Everyone has come for Larry. They tried to impeach Larry. Larry still stands and he is gonna relish this shit

Well damn, looks like the horse just married into money.

Come for the tools to amplify your small but real power within the body civic, stay for the tiny squid.

A smiling buff white guy with long curly hair (Harrison Bader) and a Fugazi t-shirt.

Tired of seeing these kids in the Giants' outfield going up there and swinging away. They need a patient boy.

Heart goes out to his family, to you, the staff, and Det. John Munch.

He sent me an explanation of How Shit Works In Philly when I cold-emailed him as some dipshit sneaking out of California under cover of pandemic. Now I'm some dipshit in Philly, and the lights got turned down a little tonight.

Congrats! Biz MarKlee, did you do that one or

Straight from the leftist madlibs bot's mouth

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Hell yes! I went to school with her. She was an absolutely killer writer and playwright from the get-go.

Lolol what loneliness epidemic? I say as my wife and her first husband get naked and strap me to a chair with my eyelids pinned open like in A Clockwork Orange