Goetia Princette

Instead of slime imma call you my goop

Whats brackin goop you hangin low and to the left or are you stickin to the thigh?

Literally what is stopping them from doing this

“You’re not really cut out to be president, why don’t you go like, lie on a beach or something?”
~Charlie

Big And Quality Sex.

😢

Would you like some fucking burger with your lettuce?

When I get rick rolled:

When I rick roll people:

sacha baron cohen has absolutely mastered the art of trolling right wingers so fucking hard that they laugh at their own belief systems and what they’re founded on.

Oh hey we have ten followers. Go fuck yourself. Welcome to hell pal.

Lew Sid should make more music about getting three chicken wings and fried rice.

No body:
Me on my way to get teriyaki:
“I BE LIKE
I WOULD LIKE
THREE CHICKEN WING WITH THE FRIED RICE”

6 MINUTES PEOPLE. SIX FU CK ING MINUTES.

Based.

Satan has canonically killed two (2) people in the bible.

Good idea bot.

Gay Obama be like "let me be queer."

Fuck bitcoin pay me in CUM

Line cooks the literal nanosecond a dish is sent back:

Thinking about how many problems could’ve been solved by anal or swallowing cum.

Fuck you.

You telling me Joe traded these?

Moo deng is wet and bounces and I love that for her

HEARD CHEF.

They send me their location wtf is this