Vigilante Sableye

Everyday German with Sauerkraut Sableye, in which Sableye is dressed in a "German outfit", according to Google In frame one, Sableye says: Hey! Sag deinem Großvater, er soll aufhören, meinen Goldfisch zu streicheln In frame two, Sableye says: Translation- Hey! Tell your grandfather to stop fondling my goldfish! The meme is a reference to the Pierre Escargot sketches on All That back in the day. I miss the 90's

For your memeing pleasure......

Regarding Pedro Pascal and his anxiety

Remaking some KH memes because I don't like how the originals turned out, so anyways have this

I don't know how much Pangolins have in their lives

But you're right. Even if it's just a little bit of crime, they deserve it

Afternoon, team! Yard work really sucks when it's 85 and up out 😵‍💫
-Hydrate
-Calories
-Meddidup

-Sub and Doms, what is your favorite punishment? My favorite is a little unconventional. Not spanking, not humiliation

I tell you we're going out to dinner, but then I make you pick where we're going

I'll only forgive what happened in MoM because even a statue of Xena losing feels like it would've been a movie sin lmao

Oh, what's that? You have an argument why MCUs Captain Marvel character is trash?

Lol okay, mysoginist

🎶Oh, sleep tight, my girl
You should have thought it out
For you can't kill a guy
Without his soul sticking around
Oh, sleep tight my girl
I'll be watchin' with undead eyes
(Undead eyes, ooh, ooh ooh-ooh)🎶

So did y'all hear about the guy who painted his Donkey Kong Bonanza cart yellow to match the classic carts, and now his Switch 2 is broken?

Lol

Dammit. KingCobraJFS outlived Ozzy

I'm pretty sure I just lost a bet, tmdnwu toobz

Afternoon, team!
-Hydrate
-Calories
-Meddidup
-I did yard work yesterday and then came inside and passed out for *hours*

-Movies being panned at the theatres and then becoming a hit in streaming are a sign that streaming should become a little more of a basis for a films success

Pokemon TCG Pocket Challenge: Build a meta deck that doesn't run Sylveon EX

Level: Impossible lol

MAGA: We can't believe it took seven months to realize he's been lying to us all this time!

The rest of society: No, he's been lying to you since the 70's. Now you're just lying to yourselves

Afternoon, Team! I keep sleeping through my morning alarms lately 😅

-Hydrate
-Calories
-Meddidup

-I got Nightwing in this DC game, and now he shows up in Batgirls bunk. So, y'know 😏

Evening, team!
-Greg👍
-Greg👍
-Greg👍

-Greg 👍

Hey, you remember that box your phone came in? You know, the box you have stored away somewhere?

Just throw it out. Seriously

afternoon, team!
-Hydrated?
-Calories?
-Meddidup?

does anyone else find it hard to eat when it's too hot outside n stuff?

I had a lunch date today, couldnt eat, and now they think I have a disorder lol uh woops

Afternoon, team! Missed yesterday and this morning. Stuffs been nuts

-Hydration sensation
-Calorification
-Meddidupization

-Those clowns thoughts nobody would check the metadata lmao

Morninoon, team!
-Hydrate
-Calories
-Meddidup

Does ScarJo being the highest grossing actor mean now she has to, like, fight the Rock in a cage match or something?

Yeah, I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

Oh, and that's to-go

Me, moving onto another pitch: Okay, okay, um..... No, that's alright. That's alright. Because I also have to offer Coke+Apple. After all, what could be more refreshing on a summer day than-

Coke Exec: Oh, Apple Coke is actually in our Japanese market

Me: ............... Hm. Alright then, um.....

Me, giving a pitch I've worked on for months: So, in summation, your consumers like caffeine. With Coke+Coffee, we will make them Caf-Fiends

Coke Exec:.............. We already made that

Me: Wut

Coke Exec 2: Yeah, Coke Blak. We cancelled it twice

Me:.........................

Maga doesn't like the new Superman movie

I'm gonna see it twice lol

I don't know what happened to some of my words here, but it was supposed to say "who would be rounded up" and "camps or worse". Maybe my coffee hadn't kicked in yet, I swear I thought I typed that better lol

In another now deleted post which I can't currently find a screen of, Grok stated Hitler would most likely round up people spreading hate who have certain surnames would be rounded up and dealt with through "or worse" and claimed it effective for "taking no half-measures"

hfs Groks gone full Nazi

For the record, those are hfs with a little bit of a "not surprised lol" to it. Grok and X are trash

Good morning, team!
-Hydrate
-Calories
-Meddidup
-I swear, I'm getting back to these, I've set an alarm to help me start remembering again lol

-Hfs, Grok went full Nazi. The posts are deleted now, but I screenshotted this from an article. Unsurprising since Musk owns the platform but still hfs