Chris Schoonover

Do we know if Elijah Mitchell actually has legs attached to his body right now?

I've received several emails about the Hatch Act over the last month or so. I don't know why.

Burnt ends > Cheesesteaks

I've decided I'm going to start doing the John Wall at football practice tomorrow and convince the kids I just made it up.

Army to end contract for longtime mental health program for military kids and families overseas The decision to eliminate the Adolescent Support and Counseling Services after the 2025-26 school year follows a federal watchdog agency report’s findings that Department of Defense Education Activity...

Money for parades but not for mental health treatment of soldiers and their families.

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@gregcote.bsky.social @yetiblanc.bsky.social Spotted in Switzerland

Vamos Gatos

@pablo.show "...but a baby he got back" is the greatest line you have produced. Congratulations.

Perfect form. An inspiration and what gym culture is all about.

Happy Wrestlemania Weekend to all of those who celebrate.

The world is too hectic to keep doing April Fools jokes.

I also saw Jeff Goldblum a couple of days ago outside of a shop we were at. Florence is a weird place.

I passed Ashton Kutcher. Mila Kunis and their kids on the sidewalk. I hit him with a "Go Hawks" and he said "Hey, go Hawks" and we kept moving. Perfect interaction.

Iowa basketball expected to hire Ben McCollum as Hawkeyes' new head coach Iowa men's basketball has found its replacement for Fran McCaffery. The Hawkeyes are expected to hire Drake's Ben McCollum as its next head coach.

CONFIRMED: It's Ben McCollum.
www.hawkcentral.com/story/sports...

I said over 10 years ago that Ben McCollum was the best coach I've ever met. I don't know if I've ever been more right about anything.

Chris' Canine Cathedral

I went behind the scenes a few weeks ago with Drake to see how Ben McCollum and his four former Northwest Missouri State players are crushing it at D1 level: www.nytimes.com/athletic/602...

Me.

I hate the state of Louisiana so much.

ALDI in Kusel, Germany. It's inconvenient to use, but once you buy it, it's your centerpiece.

Xavier Worthy looks like he's having the time of his life.

That's going to be a cringy LinkedIn post within hours.

I made varsity as a fat freshman. My coach handed me No. 54 and said "here, it's the biggest size we have, and it'll be your jersey for the next four years."

Congratulations, you are a Kansas City Chief.

The Chiefs have the kind of luck that’ll make a man dress up in an anthropomorphic wolf costume and attempt a series of armed robberies

we formed a new religion

Creed Humphrey should have a 1,000 PFF score. #Chiefs