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Waiting for things to simmer down a little bit since 2010

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A selection of various wine decanters, along with a placard listing the names of the decanters.

A selection of various wine decanters, along with a placard listing the names of the decanters.

At a fancy wine store and no one can figure out which is which.

13.02.2026 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No Kings includes Draft Kings

08.02.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 25995    πŸ” 6087    πŸ’¬ 183    πŸ“Œ 111

This is why LLM’s don’t threaten me in my field (mechanical engineering). Designs are either correct or incorrect; binary situation.

LLM’s might get you 95% of the way to a correct answer, but it’s still incorrect and will kill somebody.

08.02.2026 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There were exactly two good Jurassic Park movies and so many bad ones.

07.02.2026 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)

"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?

Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…

Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.

Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."

06.02.2026 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 10487    πŸ” 1799    πŸ’¬ 145    πŸ“Œ 496

They β€œde-aged” him to look like Beck Bennett suffering a stroke

03.02.2026 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: Twins announce they've "mutually agreed to part ways" with team president Derek Falvey.

30.01.2026 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 36

You hustle but why

28.01.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love the highlight from earlier in the game, which appears to have been recorded on a different planet

25.01.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a young boy is sitting in front of a laptop computer and says `` woof '' . ALT: a young boy is sitting in front of a laptop computer and says `` woof '' .
22.01.2026 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

british guy: i hope americans are ready to be hated

lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically

Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober

21.01.2026 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3017    πŸ” 511    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 10

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

20.01.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 21481    πŸ” 5130    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 3566

The stadium’s fine. The actual issues with Busch are:

1. Wait times in line. I’ve been to 25 other MLB stadiums and we have it worse than all of them. Pitch clock exacerbates this problem.

2. Better food/beer selection. Again, one of the worst in MLB.

3. Better product on the field (obv)

19.01.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pitchers and catchers report in 25 days

19.01.2026 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Caleb Williams with the most circus shit every week

19.01.2026 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WTAF

19.01.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New season of Blackadder is gonna be lit bsky.app/profile/pete...

14.01.2026 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 302    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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@seeingredpod.bsky.social

14.01.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s pretty fucked up to sack Aaron Rodgers instead of debating his ideas

13.01.2026 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2779    πŸ” 338    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 9

I don’t want to see either of these teams play again next week.

12.01.2026 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look more scared, Justin.

12.01.2026 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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I’m sure that’s probably it, but I like to think he was prouder of that juggernaut β€˜04 team.

03.01.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was on a flight with Jeff Suppan once and he was wearing a 2004 National League pennant ring and not his 2006 World Series ring

03.01.2026 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How does anyone make that throw, how does anyone make that catch

21.12.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There were seven non-coach, non-medical coordinators and specialists divided over the entire system in the 2023 season.

This is many, many more.

18.12.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit lol

18.12.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you have a rough idea how many more coaches/instructors this is than, say, 2023? Pre-Bloom

18.12.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The lower-half issues were pretty apparent all season, but it looked to me like he was doing it intentionally to reach low-and-away sliders. Will be interesting to see where he ends up over the next year. #stlcards

09.12.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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