Matt "Matthew" Hofmann

A reminder that life is complicated and not everything has to make sense. For example you can condemn all acts of murder while still giggling that a dork-ass loser who saw kids deaths from gun violence as nothing but collateral damage no longer exists. The world is a messy place, enjoy what you can.

Huge congrats to @benstiller.redhour.com and co. for the well deserved array of Emmy nominations for Severance. Now, season 3 please!

These are so gorgeous. What b+w film is your go-to for these?

Are soccer fans so notoriously violent because of how bored they are

Ahhhh thats how scorelines work. Cheers!

Weird but fun!

Oh shit! I forgot about that haha sorry. I just said it to someone and realised how weird it sounded

Oh lol I thought these were separate stories. Silly me

What was it

Yes.

It’s okay, maybe it was something you didn’t want to deal with and so you had an innie deal with it for you? Imagine if that was a product a company manufactured 😉

Yeah absolutely agree. The “scary numbers” chat between Mark and Helly makes so much sense after today. Today’s ep was pretty clear cut about what Lumon is trying to do, these last few eps are going to hurt.

No problem man. Hope you enjoy!

I’m sorry its not the same for you but so much information was given today. I really recommend reading some recaps in case you missed something? I honestly cannot see how this episode was anything near padding. It laid out where the show is headed and tied up a few threads. I hope it changes for you

I understand, I just disagree. Today’s episode for me was very revealing and sets up a great few episodes. It was an incredible hour of TV, and pretty much every post bar yours seems to say the same.

Mark and Gemma’s relationship is a huge part of the show, it was literally the cliffhanger of season 1.

And a big disagree for me with what Lumon are doing. They all but spelled it out. A rewatch wouldn’t hurt.

Severance gives us exactly what we’ve been waiting for Severance gives us exactly what we’ve been waiting for

In fact this will get you up to speed

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Okay I don’t want to post any spoilers that others may see but S2 E7 quite obviously answered a lot of questions about what Lumon are up to, and revealed an incredible amount about Mark and Gemma and why they are important/their history. Go read a recap that lays it out for you

The latest episode had plenty of answers

For gods sake just tell us if they're fuckin giants or not

These covers are gorgeous

Quit mucking around and give us the inevitable dinosaurs in space movie

Once you accidentally imagine c=cat there is no going back

Let me just remind you of the deal again, you keep patting me and I pretend to watch these dumbshit movies with you

La colorimétrie de #severance 🤍

And stew I have been. I am in awe of everything about this show. Its gorgeous

As well as currently being the best thing on TV, #Severance is also super ADHD friendly as I’m too scared to look at my phone in case I miss something

A little obsessed with this behind-the-scenes clip of Adam Scott’s “Severance” hallway run.

(via Distressed Film)

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There will never be anything like the big 3 again, but this is also a pretty distinct changing of the guard 🎾

Them:
What are you thinking about?

Me:
Irving painting the Training Floor hallway while listening to Motorhead's Ace of Spades.

Them:
No, like sexy stuff what are you thinking about?

Me:
Oh, sorry. Irving and Burt in the plant room.

#Severance