Claire turbo chook

so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway

There is no bigger battle in life than when your tummy hurts

Humanity has failed to limit global heating to 1.5C and must change course immediately, the secretary general of the UN has warned. 🔗👉 www.theguardian.com/environment/...

NSW Labor ignores own drugs summit advice by keeping sniffer dogs and strip-searches at festivals Police minister Yasmin Catley says high-visibility tactics remain important ‘investigative tools’ – even at music festivals trialling pill testing * Follow our Australia news live blog for latest updates * Get our breaking news email, free app or daily news podcast The New South Wales government has “squibbed” the opportunity for major drug reform, advocates say, after Labor announced it would ignore some recommendations of a landmark report it commissioned. The government on Tuesday said it would continue using sniffer dogs and strip-searches at music festivals despite evidence that such high-visibility tactics “increases rather than decreases” the risks associated with drugs. Continue reading...

NSW Labor ignores own drugs summit advice by keeping sniffer dogs and strip-searches at festivals

Showed my boyfriend The Sopranos last night because he'd never seen it before. A really good and kind gesture of me, I think. Because now he is able to run free with all the other boyfriends, galloping the plains, free ranging, all talking like New Jersey mobsters.
So beautiful when that happens 🥰

Trump, speaking in the Israeli parliament, boasts about the weapons the U.S. has provided and says "you obviously used them very well."
An estimated 20,000 children have died in the war in Gaza.

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

what legal recourse do artists and museums have against international militaries stealing and using our work to commit warcrimes, since apparently that's a conversation we need to have now.

Bari Weiss sounds like the name of an awful exercise-dance cult

"34 people found this helpful"

Yeah true. But also my colleague is definitely not a neo nazi, and his outfit was just extremely neutral. also, a lot of people in general wear all black! I just thought it was a kinda crazy thing for the guy to say about a very normal outfit and also, it's good to be anti fascist!

A guy at work said one of my colleagues was dressed like 'antifa' because he was wearing a black denim jacket, black jeans and a black tshirt. I pointed out that dressing like you look like you're anti fascist is a good thing, actually.
He didn't say anything back

Hard Rated Orange is psycho. Very good. Tastes JUST like sunkist

I know!!

Second deadliest attack on journalists in history, and I haven’t seen it reported by any of Australia’s biggest media outlets

My vline train from Southern Cross was delayed by 15 mins. The driver made an announcement that it was because of a trespasser on the tracks. After hearing the announcement a boomer lady said the delay was because of Dan Andrews

Wearing a boob tube and bent down to redo my laces on the tram (standing room only) and BOTH tits fell out

Google news knows I'm looking forward to reading Patricia Lockwood's new book and it keeps tantalising me with news notification peeks and I'm like SHUT UP GOOGLE NEWS. IT'S NOT AVAILABLE HERE YET!

Thinking about how on Thursday in the office, I said I still do wordle. Someone asked if I've ever gotten it in one. I said no because my opening word is PENIS. The office went immediately silent after

:o

Perfect top to wear yesterday for no reason at all

Someone needs to instil in the youth of today the importance of learning PowerPoint as preparation for your career (in advertising 🤡🤡)

Omg and also help with fkn spelling! *someONE and *instil
Gonna delete and edit

Serving time for serving mushrooms

YouTube video by LimpBizkitVEVO Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff (Official Music Video)

There's never been a song that more accurately describes PMS youtu.be/ZpUYjpKg9KY?...

Left my book at the office and now I am at the cafe on my lunch break with nothing to read

Ah great thank you for this recco!

Heh heh heh

I don't know Pale Fire! Perhaps I'll get chatGPT to summarise it for me