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Claire turbo chook

@clairekoolkat.bsky.social

Currently running naked down your street. Also, I don't live in Brunswick. Writer, bookseller and bozo. Living on Dja Dja Wurrung country

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Lantana is famously not set in Melbourne. And it's not funny, or full of punks from the Tote. But where in this trilogy viewing would you place Lantana?

20.02.2026 10:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cumquat: nature's Warhead lolly

20.02.2026 06:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ideal triple feature for someone who has just moved to Australia from like, Canada. In the following order:
1. Dogs in Space
2. Crackerjack
3. The Castle

This will guarantee the viewer optimal tonal viewing journey

20.02.2026 06:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We needed to normalise wearing name tags in the office

05.02.2026 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Big year for horse girls starting week after next!

05.02.2026 10:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just been made aware of Haiti's winter Olympics get-up.

That skirt looks warm, has good pockets, and has a massive horse on it. DING DING DING.

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It's February, so here's a lil catch up. Fringe World Perth was a good time. Adelaide Fringe and Melbourne Comedy Festival next, and some other appearances too!

https://lucybest.com/2026/02/04/its-february/

04.02.2026 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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NEW SHOW - ADELAIDE FRINGE 2026:

Where do you see yourself in five years' time? I hate that question, but it's a good question.

An existential monologue about feeling stuck, performed entirely in a hot tub.

FEB 20 - MAR 8
ARTHUR ARTBAR

photo by Kate Cameron

adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/on...

05.12.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every day I go to work, talk about Mamdani's hot wife's hair cut, bring up pictures of her on google, point out how chic both her hair and she is, do my work, and go home.

05.02.2026 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ohh oh no!!

31.01.2026 06:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brilliant! Thank you!

30.01.2026 08:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I think of this tweet often

30.01.2026 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey someone the other day at work said there's a new social media site like tiktok and insta, but was created by a Palestinian Australian. I wanna join it. Anyone know it?

30.01.2026 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Lickin my chops like my cat licks her chops after she has just licked the inside of her own butthole

28.01.2026 10:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

God gives his toughest battles (the summertime) to his bravest soldiers (bras)

28.01.2026 10:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWe’ve invented a magic computer. It uses all of the earth’s resources, we’ve spent trillions on it and it’s the sole growth area of the US economy.”

β€œWhat does it do?”

β€œWe were hoping you could tell us.”

22.01.2026 07:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2133    πŸ” 838    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 30

The important thing is that, instead of tightening gun restrictions after the Bondi massacre, we made it illegal to talk about genocide.

22.01.2026 08:58 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh! Okay Playboy just published an article about this very subreddit and how awesome it is!

22.01.2026 08:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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From the bald community on Reddit: Best decision ever Explore this post and more from the bald community

The post in question that inspired this www.reddit.com/r/bald/s/Rki...

22.01.2026 07:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, all the support that these men give each other! It's so nice! Just lifting each other up, telling each other when to wait and when it's time and just being so nice! Love that wholesome spot of the internet!

22.01.2026 07:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my favourite reddit pages is r/bald because of the glow ups! It's filled with poor dweeby men who have terrible thinning hair and then they shave it off its like when a girl takes off her glasses in a 90s high school film. Instantly hot

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20.01.2026 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When people post before and afters of their apartment renovation and the photos aren't from the exact same angle is MADDENING! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! ILLEGAL INTERNET BEHAVIOUR!

19.01.2026 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Today’s comic in @australia.theguardian.com

It’s only mid January and we’ve had destructive cyclones, deadly heatwaves, bushfires followed by flash floods and the cherry on top, a coal approval!

19.01.2026 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 264    πŸ” 141    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 10

My neighbours are always talking at their dog like she's an idiot. Justice for Lulu!!

19.01.2026 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Who else's confirmation name was Joan of Arc when you were 12?

18.01.2026 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the kinda stuff I come to this website for yet so rarely see 😒

15.01.2026 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rock on everyone

15.01.2026 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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