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Sitting on my Denver bound flight next to an 81 year old retired cop on her way to visit her friend, a retired defense attorney. Told her about #CrimeCon and she’s so bummed she didn’t know about it. Wondering if I can fit her and her friend into a garment bag when I check into the hotel. 🤔

I need Cracker Barrel logo change level outrage about school shootings.

“You cannot argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience” -Mark Twain

This is why the medical experts are leaving the CDC.

BREAKING: Congresswoman Maxine Waters just called for Trump’s cabinet to invoke “Article 25” of the Constitution to remove him from office.

“Something's wrong with this president!"

Who agrees?

His eyeliner is on point. Wish I could do mine like that.

Just googled it. Yeah, me too. 🤞🏻

I cannot believe that Sophie is sleeping (not to mention snoring) through tonight’s episode. You try to raise them right. Apologies to Andrea. 🤦🏻‍♀️

I concur.

Seriously though, what is it with Florida? 😲

I’ve been so busy at work lately that I just now (Monday, 8:05pm) realized that my vacation is *next week*! Gonna hang with my brother, eat green chile, and go to CrimeCon. Can’t wait!!

Between Kilmar Abrego Garcia and the DOJ official who tried to extort a plea out of him with threats of trafficking him to Uganda, there is someone who committed a crime. But that someone isn't Kilmar Abrego Garcia.

@joshmankiewicz.bsky.social just gotta get these last couple bugs worked out and then he’s coming for you for real this time.

I feel ya.

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Kid Rock: I will no longer sell my music in California.

Scott Baio: I will no longer act in California.

Governor Newsom: My policies are working.

Ah, no wonder they never turn up in my feed. ☹️

a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32 ALT: a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32

The In Living Color callback was

Hahahahahahahahahaaaa

@joshmankiewicz.bsky.social Hey there. I’m watching the latest episode and this guy’s tie completely took me out of it. I’ve never seen that kind of non-knot before. Did you ask him about it?

The guy can’t find his @$$ with both hands, but hey, at least he’s not a woman! 🥸

Stellar GIF work. 😂

I tried to watch the Epstein doc on Netflix last night. I made it partway into ep 2 and ended up shutting it off because I had become a strange combination of furious and physically sick to my stomach that I’d never experienced before. I hope and pray the files are what finally bring that POS down.

@joshmankiewicz.bsky.social

Jesus, what???

My roommate just asked, “When are you going to Murder Con? I want to put it in my calendar.” I said, “If you mean #CrimeCon, I’m leaving on 9/2. We don’t talk about Murder Con.” 😏

Precisely!

Lolololollll

How dare you!

Right now if I worked for ICE I wouldn’t tell a soul.