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i’m a catch (probably)

quick update: they fired that erik and consequently hired another erik, just to keep the precarious balance of miscommunication alive and well

could be describing me tbh

POV: you have (seemingly) dozens of kids and ur work bestie has none

i’m watching Klaus for the first time with the kids and just quiet sobbing, best christmas movie i’ve seen in ages

the real issue with having a name like “erik” is that it’s unique enough that no one ever spells it right

…but not quite unique enough to prevent one of the executives from your company from sending you emails that are meant for the OTHER erik

jfc they really leaned into it

monday after holidays be like

Star Wars needs to clarify if robot racism is a thing or if that one guy in the bar in the first movie was just an asshole

I was literally put on the spot last night for subscribing to this belief then ridiculed in front of everyone for the rest of dinner

Entirely understandable

I also wondered this and need to know

Yay! So stoked on this

Came here to say this

The home of the Python community is wherever people fight over Python packaging ;)

A short story

*joyful sobs*

Idk the ultramarathon ig reels kinda specifically note that self-hatred is a key ingredient

Should see an invite from kirerikirex!

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Me to my stakeholders 😘😘😘

Friends, I really hate to
crash this thread but I would love to have yall on Pokémon go with me

I fully support you in this

From years of personal experience, it’s amazing what you can accomplish without them

After like 3-4 hrs of zoom, I can actually feel my brain departing from my body

Those tiny lil brow tines, adorbs

So damn true, it hurts

God grant me the serenity to accept I am cooked,

The courage to say fuck it we ball,

And the wisdom to know when we are so back

Damn I meant next week like the 18th, bad start to this