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Haha - I don't think I've eaten a proper meal this last fortnight. I've been either too busy, or too tired.

Yeah me too. 😅

I can't stop farting and it smells like there's a dead badger up my arse. 🤢

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Should have said - this is at @oldeenglandpub.bsky.social

A photo of a bowl of roast potatoes in gravy, with a gin & tonic. There is a pint of ale in the background.

I treated myself to a bowl of roast potatoes and gravy, with a couple of vegan yorkies. Perfect when you're hungry, but not hungry hungry. 🍽️

A terrible selfie of me done up for Halloween. My hair is up with a sort of black lace turban. There's a purple feather hair clip. Half moon glasses, and a few necklaces for good measure. The dress and jacket thing are velvet.

Madame Arcati for the halloween party at the @oldeenglandpub.bsky.social

When you dream about cheese topped rolls and remember the bakery up the road sells them. Banging. The rest of the dream can fuck right off though.

I'm in bed already, so no book club for me tonight. Might even take a knockout pill. 😴

Oh my god. *Whimpers*

Fuck sakes - clock changes don't half mess with medication times. 😑

I just hit level 71 in Pokémon Go. This pleases me. 😁

I have decided to have a wee exploring excavation through my floordrobe. How much fucking yarn have I got? 😭

I'm so fkn tired but I woke up at stupid o'clock and didn't really get back to sleep. Might try and doze a bit now...

It was the sister of one of my co-directors. There were a lot of pub people there . 😅

Weddings are exhausting. I'm ready for toast & bed..

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I think I'm ready for the wedding, and I'm enjoying a quiet moment with Mogatha on my lap before heading out. 🧡

Fucking thing had whiskers. Eurgh.

Last night I dreamt that I got pulled into a pond and nearly drowned by a massive mutant koi carp. 😱

Thank you! 🦞🦞🦞

Dresses all finished. Just the wedding to go!

Right. I'm back in the studio - time to finish these dresses before the wedding tomorrow. Kettle on first though! 🪡🧵☕

Oh dear. More beer will fix that.

I just fired up the studio air fryer so Heather and I could have cheesy chips for lunch. Banging.

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, Kissed the girls and made them cry.

The Bloody Chamber - reimagined fairy tales. Perfect for this time of year.

I've just been reading Angela Carter short stories on the Kindle app on my phone. Such a treat.

Still waiting for the glass washer installation at the pub to be finished, so I've nabbed a cheese and onion roll from the fridge. I do make a damn good chunion roll.

Ah whoop! I have loads of nice orange lining fabric. 🧡