junie sylvia 🌸

para el quesooooooo

sporty girls are absolutely, completely, categorically, certainly, fully, totally, undoubtedly, entirely, wholly, flat-out, honestly, perfectly, truly, unquestionably, utterly, positively, downright gorgeous, pretty, sexy and hot

new york times, foaming at the mouth, TRANSSEXUALS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES, HERE'S WHY THEY ARE TO BLAME

fucking fire, i want that dress sooo bad

manager: how much job do you estimate that's left?

me: i can't say, the only things i see are sales lines about the project. the project manager doesn't leave anything concrete for us

manager, stunned and no IT experience: i can understand, it's your fault actually

understandable, have a nice day

how come taco bell always gives me tacos and never a bell

gender affirming mychart message saying i'm overdue for a pap smear

idk who needs to hear this but if ur boobs have been stuck for a long time its not any more , like, moral, to keep waiting for something to change

hell yeag, thank you so much!

it is my honor 🫡

toni storm is sooo goood, i could never reach her, she's too good
110% commitment to a character is my jam
that's why mjf is perfect too

it is not a prerequisite and thank you!

awwn, thank you!
that would be the perfect time because i am going to donate some clothes

yeag, sure, look at this message

ohh thank you!
nah, don't worry about it, my brain is too empty for my mood to go down

you can't target specific parts of your body for weight loss

for training in general, i like side planks, sit ups, leg lifts and tip toes with your core enraged

i am far from an expert, i am sure there are people here more qualified to help

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sodaaa
also called in the corn illuminati, a pop

i am actually doing a reverse growth speed run, i am trying to be a small account as fast as i can

if you follow, unfollow quickly so i can still be on pace and present my run to gdq next event

family members are dangerous
it's like accidentally showing feet

here's a chart to understand

are you
my wife?
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yes no
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nibbling hell
allowed no

noooo, you know that's worse, right?

hell yeag, wrestling

i have a few points

1- that's such a shitty location to retire
2- aj is a company man, he will say yes to anything he gets asked
3- gunther's whole thing is momentum wins, so, high chance he wins
4- maybe vs lesnar at mania so he needs to keep it going

sooo, yep, sadly

nothing out of the ordinary
probably my brain slow catching up on my boobs awareness

like, almost accidentally full flashing

i stretch or go on my tip toes like almost jumping a lot to keep my body active

sooo, my boobs bounced a lot which made me notice guys were coming to my desk a lot

please don't be my dad, i don't want girls here to not be normal

Anonymous messages! Anonymous messages!

i am high so shoot me whatever