junie sylvia 🌸

two screencaps from the first christmas episode of Community, the first of a guy cowering on the ground saying "please, it's christmas!" and the second of Shirley saying "it's december 10th!" while lifting a giant candy cane over her head to hit him with

it's that time again

if you slather refrigerated butter on two slices of bread before you cook them on the stove with cheddar in between

have you not made a grilled cheese with chilled grease

capitalism hasn't gone far enough

an optimist appreciates the existence of combination pizza hut + taco bell

a pessimist laments that we've been deprived of combination dicks + gap

why do we still call them locker rooms for hockey instead of goon caves

what if ea-nasir's copper was actually totally fine and the tablet was just written by a yelp reviewer

but the sin bin is already a perfect name for that

why do we still call them locker rooms for hockey instead of goon caves

i am a machine that turns procrastination into a full day code job in 2 hours

can you prove they weren't the same person using burner accounts

what if ea-nasir's copper was actually totally fine and the tablet was just written by a yelp reviewer

i love wearing hip pads :)

i mean both for watching but i'm playing today :)

i'll stash a few up there for you don't worry 😘

for easter practice, i will go egg hunt deep in my wife's pussy
doctors said it wasn't possible but i will keep trying

"by the law of avacyn, the following thoughts, words, and deeds are henceforth disallowed"

it's the nevermore magic the gathering card

sure! i don't mind and really flattered! thank you and thank you for asking

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i think you meant say
awwwn, you are welcome, i try my best

you are cool too anonymous mutual

something i learned from this being my first real social media experience

ignorance is bliss

okay, i will be honest
i shouldn't be goals

for me, the moment i stopped looking at other women as goals, my brain felt a lot better

do what makes you happy and comfy, forge your own path

you make your own ingredients to cook who you want to be

i get it and appreciate it, it's just, yeag

trying to find new angles for pics is so fun, does it work? who knows

still fun tho

mpreg spider man