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Desert Storm Bart

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Jake. Living in the zone just like the rest of us. Big fan of vidya games and music that's either the angriest or the saddest it can be. Or both. Ask me about Mad Men or the Sopranos or history. Don't ask me about working in a warehouse.

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Latest posts by troublehaver.bsky.social on Bluesky

“If money…“comes into the world with a congenital blood-stain on one cheek,” capital comes dripping from head to foot, from every pore, with blood and dirt.”

29.10.2025 12:51 — 👍 45    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0
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Georgia governor signs bill banning gender-affirming care for transgender inmates Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp signed into law a bill that would ban gender-affirming care for transgender inmates.

so, beyond “this is horrific” & “trans healthcare isn’t a luxury, it’s lifesaving & if you can deny it to inmates you can deny it to anyone.”

1. this article uses the phrase “culture war” 3 times in 389 words. would “governor denies inmates [any other kind of healthcare] be a culture war issue?🧵

09.05.2025 05:49 — 👍 635    🔁 185    💬 10    📌 16

(30 years from now, at the community water distribution center waiting for my 6 ounces for the day. It is 120 degrees) man if only 5 bluesky communists had voted for Kamala Harris

27.03.2025 13:40 — 👍 2896    🔁 347    💬 55    📌 8

political norms are not just completely useless they are deeply harmful because they always end in the worst people acting with impunity while everyone else goes 'oh my goodness well nothing we can do that would violate the rules that don't exist really'

24.03.2025 23:08 — 👍 3420    🔁 462    💬 36    📌 4

when democrats want to stop something (single payer healthcare) they stop it.

when they don't (fascist dictatorship) they don't

17.03.2025 11:16 — 👍 597    🔁 160    💬 12    📌 2
fremen kendal roy

fremen kendal roy

fucken uh still suitin desert style walking without rhythm? Fucken worm riding in the deep desert…maybe..maybe become god?

i’m thinkin me, kwisatz haderach, you my stilgar? i need you on this tho baby bro may thy knife chip and shatter

30.11.2024 08:09 — 👍 98    🔁 12    💬 5    📌 2

OTACON: Snake, this is your PENIS. It draws blood directly from your body’s circulatory system, filling its spongy tissue to achieve turgidity.

SNAKE: Huh. Neat trick.

OTACON: Once it’s ready, equip it and insert it into the VAGINA.

SNAKE: Vagina?

15.02.2025 01:37 — 👍 1080    🔁 215    💬 25    📌 4

Every centrist just spent a decade telling everyone to the left of, like, drywall that they were too ideological and not connected to reality and now there's a right wing coup happening and they're just like "call your congressman he will surely change his vote based on the phone call."

14.02.2025 02:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My son is afraid a hummingbird might rip through his body at 9000mph. Can any professionals on here tell him he is stupid and full of shit

13.02.2025 18:41 — 👍 13237    🔁 1299    💬 867    📌 67

What are the odds at this point on America Balkanizing? They've got to be approaching 50% by now.

11.02.2025 16:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
AI version of Zuck’s face with several oversized gold chains. Like heavy gold industrial chains. Very large chains. In real life they would way 50 pounds type of chains

AI version of Zuck’s face with several oversized gold chains. Like heavy gold industrial chains. Very large chains. In real life they would way 50 pounds type of chains

This is now Zuckerberg’s profile picture on Threads. Not making this up.

26.01.2025 18:24 — 👍 1313    🔁 155    💬 172    📌 187
Ann from arrested development. Working on an egg

Ann from arrested development. Working on an egg

They wouldn't be able to shoot this scene today. Too expensive

27.01.2025 00:39 — 👍 3761    🔁 363    💬 63    📌 18

Elon doesn’t need to hack an election you silly goose. He just needs to buy it with a tiny fraction of his wealth, (mostly) legally and in the open. And every US election is bought by the billionaires.

25.01.2025 15:29 — 👍 326    🔁 24    💬 6    📌 1

the democrats lost because they hid biden was going senile, didn't do a primary, delayed kicking him out while doing a bunch of embarrassing infighting, promoted an unpopular candidate, & had her run as a conservative palling around with the fucking cheneys. they fucked it all by themselves

25.01.2025 14:38 — 👍 5504    🔁 912    💬 130    📌 31

i hate these tech freaks so much. shut up about politics and go make me a little computer.

11.01.2025 17:52 — 👍 12735    🔁 1684    💬 164    📌 60

saw someone asking what trans people did to deserve all the vitriol, & nothing actual of course. but transness breaks the rule #1 of the conservative hierarchical worldview, that your position is to a large degree defined by your birth. choosing to put yourself in a different tier is heretical

10.01.2025 21:34 — 👍 4794    🔁 1070    💬 61    📌 27

english peasant turned longbow-man at agincourt, walking over 6,000 dead french aristocrats: yeah this is probably the funniest thing that's ever happened

10.01.2025 15:16 — 👍 2401    🔁 313    💬 36    📌 11

this is is fascinating. an AI freak buys an AI enabled child toy but his kid keeps turning off the AI and using their imagination, which disturbs and disappoints him

09.01.2025 23:14 — 👍 1754    🔁 348    💬 70    📌 12

Sure yeah you all hate CEOs now, but you'll change your tune when you need someone who can disrupt workplace engagement paradigms and offer bold innovations in the metrics sector

06.12.2024 20:23 — 👍 2908    🔁 434    💬 67    📌 18
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Oh, yeah that's probably true lmao I imagine this post did not go well for them on any level.

05.12.2024 06:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I've got no reach to be attempting to ratio anyone. And I never will unless I post significantly more lol.

05.12.2024 06:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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"Yes it's not the BEST but it's BETTER THAN NOTHING!" the centrists crow at the left, constantly, as the sea boils and fascism creeps in.

29.11.2024 10:53 — 👍 284    🔁 36    💬 14    📌 1

Twelve hour shift at the warehouse I've still got nearly five hours to go.

29.11.2024 20:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My current situation.

28.11.2024 23:25 — 👍 6858    🔁 738    💬 176    📌 61

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