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she/they | lurker | bbw | cats | kayaks | Psalms 116:11 | $/@insanemistress | “the babe ruth of tits”

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The worst men cannot grow facial hair that connects

07.10.2025 16:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s because the dweeby chuds cannot grow them

07.10.2025 16:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Florida’s presence ruins every professional sport and you all know it.

07.10.2025 16:09 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

there he is 🥹

07.10.2025 08:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Woke is estimated to have killed a billion trillion people

07.10.2025 05:22 — 👍 157    🔁 20    💬 12    📌 2
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a close up of a cartoon character 's fist in a yellow sweater and blue jeans . Alt: Arthur’s clenched fist shaking because for this purpose he’s shaking with jealousy

im so happy 4 u

07.10.2025 05:21 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Carroll

07.10.2025 02:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s why I have those dreams when I’m anxious

06.10.2025 23:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh I’m not afraid of getting rabies that just how my anxiety manifests

06.10.2025 23:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

been having the rabies nightmares again

06.10.2025 21:21 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Like I’d be so much less burnt out working 3/12s

06.10.2025 17:57 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

working 8 hour shifts is ruining my mental health and I’m not being hyperbolic. I am so fucking burnt out

06.10.2025 17:56 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

born to be a barretts privateer forced to be a brandy

06.10.2025 08:05 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

doing a process shift tonight 😌

06.10.2025 01:56 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if the panthers have 1000 haters I am one of them. if they have only one hater I am them. if they have no haters I am dead.

06.10.2025 00:36 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
A screenshot of my back to back dice rolls in dnd showing a 1 then a 20

A screenshot of my back to back dice rolls in dnd showing a 1 then a 20

the duality of man

05.10.2025 23:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

my husband just told me that "a cat is just a more socially acceptable racoon"

21.03.2025 20:37 — 👍 1791    🔁 177    💬 16    📌 19

bless you 🥹

05.10.2025 22:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ed please

05.10.2025 22:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

you: boring, listening to taylor swift

me: whimsical, watching stevie nicks do a little fashion show with her capes on stage

05.10.2025 06:25 — 👍 23    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

fascinating that "no, the computer is not alive" and "yes, it's questionable to gleefully say anti-computer phrases modeled after racial slurs" are two thoughts people are struggling to reconcile

05.10.2025 04:56 — 👍 2435    🔁 528    💬 84    📌 36
A slice of pink cake with white frosting and rose petals

A slice of pink cake with white frosting and rose petals

having a little treat at a cafe downtown

05.10.2025 05:40 — 👍 24    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

the girlish urge to watch Stevie Nicks twirl on stage

05.10.2025 05:05 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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depressed but I’m about to see Stevie Nicks so it’s ok for now

05.10.2025 03:09 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

‪he just mansplained google saved parking to her. ‬

05.10.2025 02:24 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

at a concert and saw a queen all dressed up there with a guy with backne standing there like a lifeless security guard like you deserve better

05.10.2025 02:04 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You want MORE Mackle? In this economy?

05.10.2025 01:58 — 👍 62    🔁 13    💬 5    📌 0

that hit to ekblad 😽🤌

04.10.2025 23:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

gm

04.10.2025 14:08 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

come to the first aid tent if you want to get your ass bandaged

04.10.2025 14:00 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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