The worst men cannot grow facial hair that connects
07.10.2025 16:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@insanemistress.bsky.social
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The worst men cannot grow facial hair that connects
07.10.2025 16:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s because the dweeby chuds cannot grow them
07.10.2025 16:10 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Florida’s presence ruins every professional sport and you all know it.
07.10.2025 16:09 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0there he is 🥹
07.10.2025 08:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Woke is estimated to have killed a billion trillion people
07.10.2025 05:22 — 👍 157 🔁 20 💬 12 📌 2Carroll
07.10.2025 02:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s why I have those dreams when I’m anxious
06.10.2025 23:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh I’m not afraid of getting rabies that just how my anxiety manifests
06.10.2025 23:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0been having the rabies nightmares again
06.10.2025 21:21 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Like I’d be so much less burnt out working 3/12s
06.10.2025 17:57 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0working 8 hour shifts is ruining my mental health and I’m not being hyperbolic. I am so fucking burnt out
06.10.2025 17:56 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0born to be a barretts privateer forced to be a brandy
06.10.2025 08:05 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0doing a process shift tonight 😌
06.10.2025 01:56 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if the panthers have 1000 haters I am one of them. if they have only one hater I am them. if they have no haters I am dead.
06.10.2025 00:36 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0A screenshot of my back to back dice rolls in dnd showing a 1 then a 20
the duality of man
05.10.2025 23:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0my husband just told me that "a cat is just a more socially acceptable racoon"
21.03.2025 20:37 — 👍 1791 🔁 177 💬 16 📌 19bless you 🥹
05.10.2025 22:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0ed please
05.10.2025 22:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0you: boring, listening to taylor swift
me: whimsical, watching stevie nicks do a little fashion show with her capes on stage
fascinating that "no, the computer is not alive" and "yes, it's questionable to gleefully say anti-computer phrases modeled after racial slurs" are two thoughts people are struggling to reconcile
05.10.2025 04:56 — 👍 2435 🔁 528 💬 84 📌 36A slice of pink cake with white frosting and rose petals
having a little treat at a cafe downtown
05.10.2025 05:40 — 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0the girlish urge to watch Stevie Nicks twirl on stage
05.10.2025 05:05 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0depressed but I’m about to see Stevie Nicks so it’s ok for now
05.10.2025 03:09 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1he just mansplained google saved parking to her.
05.10.2025 02:24 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0at a concert and saw a queen all dressed up there with a guy with backne standing there like a lifeless security guard like you deserve better
05.10.2025 02:04 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You want MORE Mackle? In this economy?
05.10.2025 01:58 — 👍 62 🔁 13 💬 5 📌 0that hit to ekblad 😽🤌
04.10.2025 23:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0gm
04.10.2025 14:08 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0come to the first aid tent if you want to get your ass bandaged
04.10.2025 14:00 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0