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@jamjamphx.bsky.social

More shitty than witty. Bad opinions, worse jokes. I yell about soccer and life.

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This year, NGS Cares is collecting shelf-stable donations to fill take home food boxes this Thanksgiving season for our friends at Ruth Ellis Center, and we need your help!

Donations can be made in person, purchased through our Amazon Wishlist, or monetarily direct to REC!

07.11.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

stuff like dick cheney dying on election day reaffirms many of my personal religious beliefs

04.11.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1986    πŸ” 160    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 6
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These are the only ones I like, and it's a crime that they are not more readily available

31.10.2025 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So they're also the hard, plastic ones? Or you mean they don't look any different than these these short, but girthy twizzlers?
(Sorry if my question doesn't make sense I'm high and Google isn't helping)

31.10.2025 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They are strawberry- but aren't the long, plasticky ones also strawberry?

31.10.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why are regular Twizzlers so nasty, but these
mini ones for Halloween are goddamn delicious?

Why can't we have the good Twizzlers all year long???

31.10.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Y'all, as a kid who grew up food-insecure, plz don't do this. There is nothing more demoralizing as a little kid than being reminded of your family's poverty. We looked forward to Halloween bc it was the 1 chance to be like every other kid and get access to treats the food banks never gave out.

29.10.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1340    πŸ” 499    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
1,200 Michigan workers are about to lose their income and their health insuranceβ€”right before the holidays. And it’s not like GM can’t afford to reassign them. Last year alone, GM’s $30M CEO authorized the company to spend $6 billion to buy its own stocks to inflate its stock price, rather than innovating to protect jobs for their workers. This used to be illegal. Now it’s being weaponized to throw workers out in the cold. Companies should care more about their workers than Wall Street.

1,200 Michigan workers are about to lose their income and their health insuranceβ€”right before the holidays. And it’s not like GM can’t afford to reassign them. Last year alone, GM’s $30M CEO authorized the company to spend $6 billion to buy its own stocks to inflate its stock price, rather than innovating to protect jobs for their workers. This used to be illegal. Now it’s being weaponized to throw workers out in the cold. Companies should care more about their workers than Wall Street.

General Motors should care more about their workers than Wall Street.

29.10.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kat is being federally charged by the FBI for protesting at Broadview.

This is a flagrant political prosecution by the Trump administration, which is trying to prevent free speech and free association.

I am proud of Kat. Her movement is being targeted by the government. She needs your support.

29.10.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9790    πŸ” 2694    πŸ’¬ 93    πŸ“Œ 44

We're driving with our buttholes now, dude

22.10.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Raise hell, praise Dale, Free Palestine.

22.10.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Literally the worst company ever. Pure fucking evil.

22.10.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.

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Live in Ferndale, MI on Halloween at the New Way Bar - The Relaxed Fiits (Misfits & Samhain tribute)

13.10.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: Stephen Millerβ€”both Trump Administration capo and de facto head of DHS, ICE, and DOJ, has just declared that peaceful protesters are "street terrorists." Under an executive order signed by Trump just days ago, that means he is saying that all protesters in America can be arrested on sight.

06.10.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3458    πŸ” 1807    πŸ’¬ 377    πŸ“Œ 188

And the player worn kits from Saturday are now up for auction with all proceeds benefitting the Michigan Immigrant Rights Center.

www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_...

29.09.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The DCFC men's team is like the date who has their hand up your dress at dinner, and then drops you off later with nothing more than a peck on the cheek.

Is this what blue balls feels like?

28.09.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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This is 40.

14.09.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

This is ridiculous. Fuck MLS and fuck cancer.

10.09.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not even September yet, and neighbors are already putting Halloween decorations up. I LOVE MY STREET.

30.08.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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All players deserve fair pay, fair opportunity, quality healthcare, and safe working conditions.

Via USLPlayers | Twitter

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I was here for 2 full days. All I wanted was a good storm, and apparently willed the biggest haboob since 2011 into existence.

Well worth the 90 min flight delay this am due to the airport getting wrecked last night lol.

26.08.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hell yeah brother

26.08.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ–•

24.08.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cabbage belongs on tacos. Lettuce is trash.

24.08.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do people not fucking read on flights anymore? I bought a new book that I wanna start, but I also don't wanna be the ONE asshole in first class with my overhead light on πŸ˜‚

24.08.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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