Former Bear Activist

Got a “wedding” of my “cousin” 😭

Whew boy…moms amirite

Should we spend $300 and go to Chappel Roan’s concert tonight in KC?

Lisa Barlow do sound a lot like Trump

I too am just here to eat, drink, and be Mary

Help I’m constitutional incapable of not saying “it’s just one battle after another” whenever someone asks how my day or week has been

Remember poggers?

Fuck

Certain it has happened

I love it here

At the asshole full of themselves convention

There’s a drawbridge at Banana Video

I appreciate Paul Thomas Anderson on a much deeper level than you.

Ok it’s only coz U live in a city of losers methinks

(Chicago was very difficult for @jamesjmnz.bsky.social)

Mentioned his wife. Honestly fuck him I wasn’t even that into it honestly

I believe you’re thinking of one of the nation’s foremost philosophers M*rtha N*ssbaum

He’s Canadian and has at least one nipple ring yeah ok maybe I’ll get my pussy out

“I wanna make my dad proud one last time, visually.”

Former male stripper now corrections officer on Survivor lmao

I am the pearls and you are the swine

Had a salad for lunch but didn’t care for it

Referring to anything sexual as spicy should be cause for serious jail time

Just like, comparing notes

What’re y’all’s top reasons not 2 kys?

I don’t have those

Lol “why would me have high cholesterol” yeah I’m already having a stroke

Why would me, someone who treats their body like shit, have high cholesterol???

By mutual agreement I was gagged

Gag or be gagged situation later today