Rick

Stuck in a tree. I only came down cause the cute fireman offered me a Coke Zero

Stop sharing the Ghibli AI slop, what is wrong with you:

aftermath.site/studio-ghibli-...

Can we get Conan to sign a ten year contract pls

Wondering if Grindr users see as much hole a day as cat owners

I fear my new client is trying to kill me through superfluous emails

abracadabra eaaaats

Ponyo likes ham

AAAAAHHHH 😭😭

a woman is sitting on a plane wearing sunglasses and saying `` help me , i 'm poor . '' ALT: a woman is sitting on a plane wearing sunglasses and saying `` help me , i 'm poor . ''

Felt

They taste the same. Put some sugar on it.

I would be the first to go in a slasher movie. The vigilant girlies are like “did you hear that?”
Me: huh?

Where was my visit 😔

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're on the bridge of the D and POV is looking up at Riker who is sitting in his special assigned seat and looking down at his arm rest TV computer. Worf is in the background at his ops station hoping to blow something up I'm sure. Caption, "Text only."

Am I getting assigned homework to finally watch all three sonic movies? I’m sure I would prefer it over some of those noms

Oscar noms broke my three weeks of dry January. I hope it was worth it Emilia Pérez.

She deserved everything, but she got that ring

His name was one of the biggest part of the promotional material. People go to the movie for him and he definitely directed the hell out of it. Also, no Zendaya nom??

They could’ve put something good in there (Challengers)

It’s -2 out, but it’s ok because it only “feels like 0”

I worked 13 hours today and got a follow up (in email) about what else I should be doing.
I WILL EAT YOU

Next to Kylie?