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theyโ€™re still throwing that ball around omg ๐Ÿ˜ญ the show ended like an hour ago yall go home!!!

09.02.2026 02:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This lay's payola for the worst chip brand

09.02.2026 03:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The AI shit AHHHHH

09.02.2026 02:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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09.02.2026 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The amount of AI slop commercials

09.02.2026 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ญ

09.02.2026 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought that was him too

09.02.2026 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit with a pink bow on his head Alt: Mark Cuban with cute servington bow signing book paper notes

The lowkey endearingness of sports events under the influence of C2H6O

09.02.2026 01:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a judge 's robe is sitting in a courtroom and talking on a cell phone . Alt: Judge lady turning head looking snatched

All oomfs at 7:26 pm were like gaga???

09.02.2026 01:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Clock

09.02.2026 01:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wheres left shark

09.02.2026 01:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Toyotas are ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ

09.02.2026 01:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Dog in spinny hat and lollipop with tongue sticking out

Dog in spinny hat and lollipop with tongue sticking out

How it feels to be drinking on a super bowl sunday ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ

09.02.2026 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit with a pink bow on his head ALT: a man in a suit with a pink bow on his head

๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ

09.02.2026 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The inventor of adderall:

09.02.2026 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Going to start signing all my bleets & LinkedIn profile fields with ๐Ÿ’ฏ starting now

๐Ÿ’ฏ

09.02.2026 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve intervened ๐Ÿ’ฏ

09.02.2026 00:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a pug in a diaper is dancing on a football field Alt: a pug in a diaper with a furry monkey torso is dancing on an american football field, super bowl commercial

Puppy monkey babyy ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ

09.02.2026 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ohh girl the house always wins

09.02.2026 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shes behind the redactions trust

09.02.2026 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank the Rockefellers & Rothschilds for stamping out alternatives to gasoline ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ

09.02.2026 00:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Canโ€™t even rig it to be interesting

09.02.2026 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Puppy monkey baby

09.02.2026 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You mean Jay & Bey?

09.02.2026 00:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn ma

08.02.2026 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe they're the indentured servant housing apartments

08.02.2026 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chaka Khan

07.02.2026 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Exactly

07.02.2026 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ohhhh

07.02.2026 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lotr is one of the only movies Iโ€™ve fell asleep during ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

07.02.2026 13:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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