i asked my girlfriend to be my valentine and she said yes🥰🎉🎉

eat the rich 🍽️

I’ll be awaiting for my Nintendo switch😋

🌝

Love being a education baddie

i need a 37 hour nap

Had my first in person college class today, and my first in person class in over 2 years someone tell me why it was low key fun

Buying Mexican, because fukk that cheeto-flavored cheese dick.

Omg his little face and his little feet 😭😭 #kitten

bring back public shaming

i love me a good murder documentary

A ridiculous orange cat on his back staring at me

I come home to him doing this every day

Yayy so happy for you

Hello Dubai

Can’t wait to max out my credit card at the mall tmr and then get plastered by the pool

24K gold labubu

Major fumble

Should’ve bought bit coin in 2008 so I wouldn’t have to work a minimum wage job in 2025

Shouldn’t you be wiping old peoples asses?

we can hang out in person but you must sign an NDA

Shouldn’t you be at the store looking for more carabiner clips?

No but I do

My bf gifts me the prettiest flowers

i need to acquire 100 lamps

A gray shorthair tabby cat sits on a wooden platform with grass on either side. He wears a red harness and leash. His head is turned and he's looking over his shoulder.

Today's Narvik pic. Observing the great outdoors.
#cats #catsofbluesky

I hate a fake bitch

Trust you will be dealt with hoe

😜😜😜😜

Love this for you